The caption competition thread.

Moonbear

Okay, listen up cat...hand over the catnip or you're not going to need to visit the vet afterall.

Artman

If it wasn't for the fact that Tim wore such sexy shoes that he watched himself walk, he never would have noticed that the floor simply ended!

Artman

Deep in the heart of the Omega 13...


Galaxy Quest reference

Gokul43201

Did you want to catch a flight ?

Artman

The airport is right next to Brokeback Beach.

matthyaouw

People laughed at terrence when he set up his beachside eardrum replacement clinic, but after the new runway opened, business was booming.

matthyaouw

It had become a popular game among the lads to tie one end of a long string round a sleeping sunbather's bikini and then try to lassoo the landing gear with the other.

Artman

The powerful roar of the thrusting engines and the smooth tubular shape of the aircraft just made Bruce want to reach right up and grab one as it went past.

hypnagogue

Marko yearned to be the center of attention, especially on the glamorous beach. First he tried walking a dog, then he supplemented that by wearing speedos. But people just didn't seem to notice or care-- until he started wearing his funny foam airliner hat, that is.

jimmy p

John got back into his car, upset that for once his horrible taste in Hawaiian shirts wasn't the centre of attention.

Danger

The collaboration between the hotel chain and the airline to keep the beach litter-free was a huge success. The Coast Guard, however, was not amused at having to retrieve over 100 sunbathers from international waters.

Artman

Full flaps dammit! That's a beach!

Artman

Get us back up! That's not a topless woman, it's a guy in a speedo!

jimmy p

Damn, I don't know how to get that picture onto my post.

Oh well, here goes

"No-one wanted THAT seagull crapping on their car!"

Ivan Seeking

Just quote the original post containing the pic.

Ivan Seeking

There is nothing like the golden glow of a jet fuel tan.

Hal came up a little short on his landing but managed to implement the "skip and hop maneuver"; to avoid messing up the windshield with sun bathers.

With a plane landing every minute, every day at our beach is an adventure.

The first airport for blind pilots opened today.

Bob:I thought you turned on the auto-landing system.
Jerry: I thought you did.

jimmy p

AON's subliminal messaging was taking a turn for the worse

Suddenly all the men on the beach were too aware that they were wearing speedo's

"Hey everyone looks like ants from here"
"They are ants"

(thanks Ivan)