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#1729
May17-07, 06:21 AM
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This is Fronglap to mother ship. I have landed on planet earth and am now moving inconspicuously among the inhabitants.
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#1730
May17-07, 07:46 AM
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Quote Quote by jimmysnyder View Post
This is Fronglap to mother ship. I have landed on planet earth and am now moving inconspicuously among the inhabitants.
Love that you used the word "inconspicuously."
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#1731
May17-07, 09:52 AM
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Fronglap, this is Gonslik, we have landed and are assimulating into the culture as well. Perhaps, since you have been her longer, you can tell us what a pin is and why several people are rushing with them to greet us?
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#1732
May17-07, 10:36 AM
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Why armor is no longer as popular as it once was.
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#1733
May17-07, 11:24 AM
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Fronglap, could explain why my sword keeps drawing undue attention from the females? What exactly is a magnum?
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#1734
May17-07, 12:44 PM
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What happened when Hagar the Horrible mistook a balloon for his wife one wild night .....
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#1735
May17-07, 12:50 PM
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In medieval times, it was not uncommon for armor-making blacksmiths to substitute insect larvae for valuable iron ores.
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#1736
May17-07, 01:38 PM
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Joe raised his hands in front of him to ward off the man wearing the foul smelling costume made from hot dogs that had long ago gone bad and turned gray and putrid due to lack of refrigeration.
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#1737
May17-07, 02:01 PM
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As Bubbles the Balloon Bending Clown, watched the balloon bedecked knight sauntering across the floor, jealousy gripped him tighter and tighter and he relished the feel of the long, cold steel, hat pin he held secreted in his hand.
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#1738
May17-07, 02:03 PM
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The mythical knight in balloon armour coming to the rescue of the cameraman in distress
Jimmy Snyder
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#1739
May17-07, 02:06 PM
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Why is this knight different from all other knights?

Sorry, it's funnier if you are familiar with a particular Passover tradition where the youngest son asks "Why is this night different from all other nights?"
Artman
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#1740
May17-07, 02:26 PM
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Why is this knight different from all other knights?

Sorry, it's funnier if you are familiar with a particular Passover tradition where the youngest son asks "Why is this night different from all other nights?"
Oye vay.
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#1741
May17-07, 05:16 PM
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You appear overly happy to see me!
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#1742
May17-07, 07:41 PM
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By day a humble hotdog vendor, but by night -- CAPTAIN PHALLUS!!! -- steward of superlative safe sex!
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#1743
May17-07, 08:42 PM
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In fact anyone who dons the safe sex suit, is likely to never have sex with another person again!
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#1744
May17-07, 11:39 PM
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The "Condom-minion" (or "Rubberlesque") makes both air bags and back seat romance things of the past.
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#1745
May18-07, 08:58 AM
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Before

After
Artman
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#1746
May18-07, 11:50 AM
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As Bubbles the Balloon Bending Clown, watched the balloon bedecked knight sauntering across the floor, jealousy gripped him tighter and tighter and he relished the feel of the long, cold steel, hat pin he held secreted in his hand.
Bubbles could control his jealous fury no longer. He jumped the knight and quickly turned his armor into 189 wiener dogs, 37 giraffes, 123 stick people, a couple of bears and a large black phallus, complete with a pair of twisted testes, which he waved at the now naked knight in a very indecent manner.


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