Science/Math Pick up lines

bjon-07

Please post your best geeky pick up lines.

I will go first

According to Heisenberg's Uncertanty Principle of QM, we way allready be in love right now.

Honey, your sweater than 3.14

I'm not being obtuse, but your acute girl.

mattmns

[tex]\int_{10}^{13}{2xdx} \frac{}{} ???[/tex]

"I wish I were a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves."

TheStatutoryApe

Wow... as if cheesy pick up lines weren't bad enough.

You forgot "Would you like to see my space ship?"

Knavish

What's the integral matt posted about? I'm not getting it.

Gale

well, its not exactly a pick up line, but i thought this was funny,

whozum: i used to have a crush on math
but then she showed me her ugly side and i realized she wasnt for me :/
she got all complex and imaginary on me
i couldnt integrate her expressions

and as for pick up lines, umm this reminds me of that song "i know my calculus! it says you + me = us!"

εllipse

Hey, baby, what's your sine?

Ivan Seeking

Why, in my day, this is how you hit on a girl you young whipper snappers.

Do you want to watch episode 21 of Star Trek with me.

Pengwuino

do the integration and find out lol

These are all horrible jokes and "science" and "pick up lines" shoudl never be said in the same sentence.

cronxeh

ahahhaah.. kudos.. those two are awesome

now to ponder ways of which a flux integral could be used.. yes.. yes.. the naughty thoughts

TheStatutoryApe

In general I would have to agree. Really though if I were to make some innuendo or joke of a geeky nature and had a lady respond favorably I would be asking her for her number the first chance I got!

Knavish

Oh. Yeah. That wasn't all that funny. Maybe it was the delay in my getting it..

Moonbear

Oh gawd! Those are all more like "how fast can you get turned down" lines rather than pick-up lines! (We really need a "shakes head in disgust" smiley.)

TheStatutoryApe

How about or

mattmns

I did a search for physics pick up lines, half of which I did not get, but on the list was: "I swear I'm not a physics major." Probably the only one on the list that worked!

http://www.physics.bc.edu/sps/pickup.html

cronxeh

I think this one works for most majors, universally

Lisa!

"It's impossible to love 2 person at the same time base on Pauli's exclusion principle!"(because we can't have more than 1 love in our heart!)

whozum

"Wanna do some math? Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and lets multiply."