## Science/Math Pick up lines

I will go first

According to Heisenberg's Uncertanty Principle of QM, we way allready be in love right now.

I'm not being obtuse, but your acute girl.

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 $$\int_{10}^{13}{2xdx} \frac{}{} ???$$ "I wish I were a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves."
 Wow... as if cheesy pick up lines weren't bad enough. You forgot "Would you like to see my space ship?"

## Science/Math Pick up lines

What's the integral matt posted about? I'm not getting it.

 Blog Entries: 5 well, its not exactly a pick up line, but i thought this was funny, whozum: i used to have a crush on math but then she showed me her ugly side and i realized she wasnt for me :/ she got all complex and imaginary on me i couldnt integrate her expressions and as for pick up lines, umm this reminds me of that song "i know my calculus! it says you + me = us!"
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 Quote by Knavish What's the integral matt posted about? I'm not getting it.
do the integration and find out lol

These are all horrible jokes and "science" and "pick up lines" shoudl never be said in the same sentence.

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 Quote by mattmns $$\int_{10}^{13}{2xdx} \frac{}{} ???$$ "I wish I were a derivative so I could lie tangent to your curves."

ahahhaah.. kudos.. those two are awesome

now to ponder ways of which a flux integral could be used.. yes.. yes.. the naughty thoughts

 Quote by Pengwuino do the integration and find out lol These are all horrible jokes and "science" and "pick up lines" shoudl never be said in the same sentence.
In general I would have to agree. Really though if I were to make some innuendo or joke of a geeky nature and had a lady respond favorably I would be asking her for her number the first chance I got!

 Quote by Pengwuino do the integration and find out lol
Oh. Yeah. That wasn't all that funny. Maybe it was the delay in my getting it..

 Recognitions: Gold Member Science Advisor Staff Emeritus Oh gawd! Those are all more like "how fast can you get turned down" lines rather than pick-up lines! (We really need a "shakes head in disgust" smiley.)

 Quote by Moonbear Oh gawd! Those are all more like "how fast can you get turned down" lines rather than pick-up lines! (We really need a "shakes head in disgust" smiley.)

 I did a search for physics pick up lines, half of which I did not get, but on the list was: "I swear I'm not a physics major." Probably the only one on the list that worked! http://www.physics.bc.edu/sps/pickup.html

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 A freak lab explosion left me with this 16-inch penis.
I think this one works for most majors, universally

 Recognitions: Gold Member "It's impossible to love 2 person at the same time base on Pauli's exclusion principle!"(because we can't have more than 1 love in our heart!)

 Quote by Gale17 well, its not exactly a pick up line, but i thought this was funny, whozum: i used to have a crush on math but then she showed me her ugly side and i realized she wasnt for me :/ she got all complex and imaginary on me i couldnt integrate her expressions

 and as for pick up lines, umm this reminds me of that song "i know my calculus! it says you + me = us!"
"Wanna do some math? Add the bed, subtract the clothes, divide the legs, and lets multiply."