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# My favorite jokes thread

by dextercioby
Tags: my favorite jokes
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An old man goes to the Wizard to ask him if he can remove a "Curse" he has been living with for the last 40 years.
The Wizard says "maybe, but you'll have to tell me the exact words taht were used to put the curse on you."
The old man says without hesitation "I now pronounce you man and wife"!

My best jokes are too long!And I'm too lazy to write them!

 Quote by dextercioby Seriously now, why not?
Sorry, I was too excited about your birthday, so I forgot to answer your question!
You know some of dirty jokes are really disgusting! And if you tell me 1 of them, you'll always remind me of that joke and I'll prefer not to talk to you! Now if you dislike talking to me, go ahead! That's the best way to get rid of me!
 PF Gold P: 3,685 O'Neil was walking home from the pub one night when lo and behold he sees one of the Little Folk. He sneaks up and catches him in is stare and demands three wishes for the little mans freedom. "Granted" says the man in green, "but whatever I do for you, O'Reily will get twofold!" Now O'Reily is no friend of O'Neil, in fact they hate each other, but O'Neil agrees. "For my first wish I'd like a mansion full of expensive antiques and beautiful women." "Granted, and of course O'Reily gets two!" "For my second wish I'd like a beautiful, sexy, redheaded nymphomaniac." "Granted, and of course O'Reily gets two women." Now by this stage O'Neil is pissed off, the hated O'Reily getting two mansions and two nymphomaniacs. Suddenly inspiration hits him. "For my third wish, I want you to remove one of my testicles!.
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This one was the pick of all jokes , I really liked it.And I liked the dirty ones also in your first post , though you can refrain from posting dirty ones , because most of them are intended against womenhood. .

(What wonders me is that why dont some people (mostly fem) donot like dirty ones? ...)
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 Quote by Lisa! Sep. 11th! 2 disaster! (well, I know lots of people who was born on sep. 11th!)
There ain't nobody like me, that's for sure.

 Quote by Lisa! Why do you know some dirty jokes if you're really innocent?
I'm innocent= I haven't been convicted.

 Quote by Lisa! I won't read them!
I won't post them.

Daniel.
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 Quote by Lisa! Sorry, I was too excited about your birthday, so I forgot to answer your question! You know some of dirty jokes are really disgusting!
I'm sorry you think that way, you dunno what you're missing.

 Quote by Lisa! And if you tell me 1 of them, you'll always remind me of that joke and I'll prefer not to talk to you!
I dunno if you'll remember me, but if, by chance, you will, it won't be over some stupid (disgusting for you ) joke.

 Quote by Lisa! Now if you dislike talking to me, go ahead! That's the best way to get rid of me!
I don't. I won't.

Daniel.
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Remember I asked you about and ? You know seems to be kind of stupid and as you said childish!But I think is better for you.

 Quote by dextercioby There ain't nobody like me, that's for sure.
But I think there's nobody like you!

 I'm innocent= I haven't been convicted.
Oh perfect.Maybe innocent means a clever criminal!

 I won't post them.
Thanks.
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 Quote by dextercioby I dunno if you'll remember me, Daniel.
I won't forget you forever! (add it to "Women top lies" list but seriously I don't think I'll forget you because I have a good memory.
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 Quote by Lisa! Remember I asked you about and ?
Yes, i remember, i'm not that old, remember?

 Quote by Lisa! You know seems to be kind of stupid and as you said childish!But I think is better for you.
Ok. I'll take it out of my vocabulary.

 Quote by Lisa! Oh perfect.Maybe innocent means a clever criminal!
It would be a real shame, if i was stupid, right?

Daniel.
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 Quote by Lisa! I won't forget you forever! (add it to "Women top lies" list but seriously I don't think I'll forget you because I have a good memory.
Let's time decide that. For now, i'm still here.

Daniel.
 PF Gold P: 973 We're not chitchating, are we?
 Sci Advisor HW Helper P: 11,928 Yes, we are. It took you kinda long to figure it out. One more week. It's written under my sweet green avatar. Daniel.
 PF Gold P: 973 We have no excuse to chitchat through other threads because Franzbear is alive now!
 PF Gold P: 973 And how do you want to change it after you leave here?
 Sci Advisor HW Helper P: 11,928 I won't post in there. Nope, there's no point for me to post there anymore. It should be locked again. Poor Tribdog would be pied off at Evo for doing what she did. Daniel. P.S. Apparently, there are other 20 online members in GD. Why are the only ones posting? :
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 Quote by Lisa! And how do you want to change it after you leave here?
Stick around and you'll find out.

Daniel.
 PF Gold P: 973 No idea!Sounds like we go to the other world instead of getting back Franzbear to our world!
 Sci Advisor HW Helper P: 11,928 I didn't get it. Could you translate it to plain (American) English, please? Daniel.
 P: n/a A blonde, redhead and brunette are running away from the cops. They decide to ditch their car and hide in potato bags. The police catches up and finds three potato bags on the side. They kick the first one, in which is the brunette. "Meow," the brunette said. "Must be a cat," the police moved on and kicked the bag with the redhead. "Woof," the redhead said. "Must be a dog," the police moved on to the bag with the blonde and kicked it. "Potato."

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