When will you die?(Quiz)

Evo

So sad to hear of your untimely demise. If we had known, we surely would have had a thread about it.

JamesU

Date of birth: January first, 2005
Male
Pessimistic
Smoker
BMI >= 45
:

Saturday, August 10, 2058
healthier than I expected

Smurf

Nooooooo My love, Je ne peux pas endurer l'a pensé d'habiter sans vous.

zoobyshoe

That's very thoughtful of you, Evo. I would have announced it myself, but, of course, I didn't know either.

zoobyshoe

This weeks episode of Six Feet Under:


Mr. Z. Shoe
1955-?

Evo

Aww, so sweet. Ok, I'll change my disposition to "optimistic" and live another 60 years.

Smurf

Hehe, LOSER! I'd hate to die on a Friday

Evo

I am sure it came as quite a shock. So, what will you do, now that you're dead?

Townsend

Yeah, ever since I watched the "Sixth Sense" I have checked to make sure I wasn't dead and didn't know it every day.....

Smurf

How would you know though? You could have died from something internal, like a heart attack or blood poisoning. Then could be dead for ages and not even know it.

Townsend

I have thought about that.....the easiest way to tell if you're dead is to see if the government is still collecting taxes....once I see that I am no longer being taxed then I will know that I am dead....

Smurf

ummm... are you sure?

Townsend

On income tax....pretty sure, unless you're privy to some kind of dead person income tax I wasn't made aware of. Crap...you mean to tell me I really could be dead....

Smurf

I just don't see it. Why would they stop merely because you're dead?

zoobyshoe

Not so much, no. Just mildly surprising.
I'll just continue with my usual posts in S&D, debunking ghosts and the afterlife.

Townsend

Legally there is no way to collect taxes from a dead guy. There is especially no reason to collect social security from a dead guy....

zoobyshoe

Apparently, being dead doesn't make alot of difference. I haven't run into anyone who doesn't see dead people.