Girl trouble.

BobG

Or maybe that's not such a great exit line. You're talking about a woman slugging down cheap wine, after all. When you tell her you might have to meet your parole officer, she just might respond:

Her: Oh, what a coincidence, I'm on parole, too. I caught my boyfriend in the sack with my best friend and the authorities didn't see the irony in my reaction.
You: Uh, I wish I didn't want to know, but I can't quite help myself. What did you do?
Her: I left him a going away gift in his car.
You: Oh, and what was that?
Her: Actually five of them. I gave him 5 pick axes.
You: Uh.
Her: Want to see a picture? I kept one as a souveneir.



Her: So why are you on parole?
You: Nice car. (Don't answer the question about parole. Any answer you give will sound pathetic and wrong compared to pick axing a car.)
You: I need to buy a newspaper. (Leave quickly and just pray she never contacts you again. Just be glad you never told her your name.)

Focus

This place scares me. You are all nuts sometimes... Well you know what they say, if you can't beat them, join them.

Astronuc

I think BobG has a future in Hollywood!

Math Is Hard

BobG

New and better lesson. Never mention the book she's reading. Don't even look to see what it is. It only leads down bad paths. Try this, instead:

She's sitting alone at a grungy table in the cafeteria slugging down Boones Farm right out of the bottle while reading a book and the seat opposite her is empty. You confidently walk up and say:

You: Excuse me. Is this chair taken?
(CRASH! as she falls drunkenly out of her chair.)
Her: Excuse me?
You: Is this seat taken?
Her: No it's not.
You: Would you mind if I sit here?.
Her: No, go ahead.
You: Thanks. Hi, my name's Baaa..., uh, Bill! (Whoa, that was close!)
Her: Hi, I'm Betty.
Bill: Hi.
Betty: Hi.
Bill: Uh, , were you waiting for someone?
Betty: Sorta.
Bill: Boyfriend?
Betty: Sorta.
Bill: Just what is a sorta boyfriend?
Betty: My husband. He gets off of work soon and I'm supposed to meet him here. He works as a prison guard, so he's sometimes late. Prison riots and that sort of thing, you know.
Bill: Wow, I probably know him.
(Doh! Scratch that last part.)

Bill: Does he wear a gun off duty?
(Crud! That doesn't really work, either. I don't think I like the idea of sitting with a woman while we wait for her husband to show up.)

Bill: Well, I probably ought to be going. I'll see you around. Maybe even here again.
Betty: Sure thing.

misgfool

BogG, have you seen the personality test in jagged alliance 2? This kind of reminds me of that. Thanks.

Bleach12233

Five more pages to go :)

misgfool

What happens then?

rootX

But, are you the main character in the bobg's stories?
I wonder if you would stay alive for the 100th page

BobG

Not if he keeps hitting on married women in the cafeteria. Needs another revision to keep the main character alive:

She's sitting alone at a grungy table in the cafeteria slugging down Boones Farm right out of the bottle while reading a book. The seat opposite her is empty. You confidently walk up and say:

You: Excuse me. Is this chair taken?
Her: Excuse me?
You: Is this seat taken?
Her: No it's not.
You: Would you mind if I sit here?.
Her: No, go ahead.
You: Thanks. Hi, my name's Bill!
Her: Hi, I'm Betty.
Bill: Hi.
Betty: Hi.
Bill: Hi. Uh, , were you waiting for someone?
Betty: Sorta.
Bill: Boyfriend?
Betty: Sorta.
Bill: Just what is a sorta boyfriend?
Betty: A boyfriend that's supposed to meet me here so I can break up with him!
Bill: Wow, what kind of car does he drive?
Betty: A 'vette! He's more in love with that car than he is with me!
Bill: Bummer. I drive a Yugo.

BobG

You: Would you mind if I sit here?.
Her: No, go ahead.
You: Thanks. Hi, my name's Bill!
Her: Hi, I'm Betty.
Bill: Hi.
Betty: Hi.
Bill: Hi. Uh, , were you waiting for someone?
Betty: Actually I was.
Bill: Boyfriend?
Betty: Sorta.
Bill: Just what is a sorta boyfriend?
Betty: My lover. Here she comes now!

BobG

Okay, one more try.

She's sitting alone at a grungy table in the cafeteria slugging down Boones Farm right out of the bottle while reading a book. The seat opposite her is empty. You confidently walk up and say:

You: Excuse me. Is this chair taken?
Her: Excuse me?
You: Is this seat taken?
Her: No it's not.
You: Would you mind if I sit here?.
Her: No, go ahead.
You: Thanks. Hi, my name's Bill!
Her: Hi, I'm Betty.
Bill: Hi.
Betty: Hi.
Bill: Uh, , were you waiting for someone?
Betty: Yes, I was waiting for my boyfriend. Maybe you've heard of him. He's famous, you know. Have you ever seen any of David Ives's plays?
Bill: He's going to kick my *** something serious, isn't he.
Betty: Sure thing.

Bleach12233

Lol well I did get to know her a bit better today I talked to her for a while I sit next to her in class.

Bleach12233

When it is page 100 I shall stay and still talk.

Bleach12233

I was waiting for more posts but no one is posting.

Bleach12233

Eh......

JasonRox

My update.

The girl I love and I broke up like 2-3 months ago. Now, I'm dating another girl. Yay!

I have the same problem with this girl. Or most girl I date. They get insecure because they see me as player type or something.