When I die, I want to become a diamond...

With just eight ounces of cremated remains and a few thousand dollars, anyone can turn deceased loved ones into colorful carats. The first step is the cremation -- cremated remains contain the carbon needed to produce a synthetic diamond. These are not the first man-made diamonds, but the founders of Lifegem say they are the first to create them from the carbon from human remains. The process is straightforward: The carbon is heated, turned into graphite, and placed into a diamond press, where it is subjected to heat and pressure. Five months later... Grandma’s a gem!

I could do that and the Evo child could wear me around her neck and when people ask her what it is, she can say "my mom".

I think that's terrible

I've always wondered, is it possible to use diamond flecks in a tattoo? Then you'd be one flesh

Now there's an idea!
You know, since my family doesn't have the bucks to make me into a giant diamond when I shuffle off this mortal coil, perhaps I could settle for just being converted into graphite. I could enjoy a reincarnation as a #2 pencil.

MIH, you already are a beautiful gem.

Then I could use the pencil to draw a pichur of you!

MIH, you already are a beautiful gem.