google transler came up with:
I had nearly one year ago of the first couch wheel of the company report to the Tieffflieger mine in the insolvency/(wheel market 30,03,05) before mine managing director Suekrue Guerses could answer last week a requested telephone recall of the wheel market over...
Tell him your a man trapped in a womans body but still prefer men which makes you not a lesbian, but still gay. Gay men are picky most times, tell him you are just like that and not into him. Weather he's confused or not, it should get him off your back.
How can we all agree with this? Isnt that so limited in scope, mind and logic? There very well could be and most probably civilizations that are millions of years beyond us. We would more or less appear to be maggots even bacteria in respect to their evolution and technological development...
Ive seen this one infomercial that was so rediculous with their counter of sold items (we all know its fake). This thing was incrementing every 1/4 second. When they started it was around zero and in just a few minutes it was up in the thousands, then tens of thousands. I was rofl. It was going...
My woman wanted a new car, something fast. She said she wanted something that would go from 0-60 in like 10 seconds. I gave her better! Something that goes from 0-150 in about 3 seconds. A weight scale.
Prisons would be much more effective if they could introduce a school system inside that will teach studies comprable to that of univeristy or collage. Most people in prisions are uneducated unemployed people.
Give the body to pigs. There is a BC pig farmer that's charged with like 50+ murders that has done this. They finaly caught him a few years back and they are learning more and more every day how many people he's actually murdered. He will be the most notorious murderer of all time.
They say animals like cats, dogs etc.. don't see colors. Their world is in black and white. How on Earth can they be certain about this? How can one test this or even set up an experiment to test this and form a conclusion based and any of the results?
Im 29 right now, 30 next jan. A few things I've started noticing.
1. My shins/ankles kinda hurt for about 30 mins in the morning. I rolled my ankle about a year ago real bad so this is most likely the cause. I have yet to break a single bone in my body in my entire life though.
Its the man. Although nobody has met him or knows exactly who he is. There is something about this man that keeps us working. Its universal. The man is everyone yet he is no one. He is everywhere, yet he is no where.
Sitting at my desk all day, smelling small hints of this piss like smell once in a while. Take off my shoes just now and whowa... Very powerfull odor of cat piss! But get this, not just one shoe... one of my three cats pissed in both friggin shoes!