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The mathematician learnt about the maiden locked in Arcadia's most frightful kitchen Oven and went to the physicists' lab to get pinker elephants. Unfortunately, the Monstorous Mathematician had a powerful fart which ruined the whole plan because fart reacts with Oxygen to produce something else. "Methinks" -said the physicist who just arrived, wearily discarding his trousers, "I know..." when he was finished disrobing, " Discretion is the better part of valour."The mathematician fainted and the physicist screamed like a ninja sound blaster. In that instant,the physicist's coffee mug shattered,vaporizing cyanogen and acetylene which over-energized the pinker elephants. "Boom!....*mathematician wakes up*"Shakalaka..." He whispered, while looking down and noticing, frightfully, that the house was built upon a massive Unicorn.

Meanwhile, in the kitchen oven, the maiden was screaming, "Aaahh! Its hot..I'm freezing here." Hearing this, the mathematician applied some equations on his newly invented calculator to locate the exact location of the maiden.However, pink elephants stomped and this made the giant Unicorn charge towards Evil tree shaped cow destroying the Mathematician's tower imaginatively and rendering the calculator to display incorrect

**recipes for muffins.**