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In a distant land called Arcadia, lived a monstrous mathematician who had discovered a new method to topple the evil tree shaped cow with a sharp and poisonous alicorn. Given that a maiden can only be found to catch an unicorn from the land of Nosgoth, also known for its nose and its legs. Another Physicist whose ambition in life was to topple the monstrous mathematician's tower using resonant ninja sound blaster assisted by a field equation of relativistic pink elephants. The physicist soon discovered the power of coffee with cyanogen and acytelene to over-energize the snoozers, into powerful pinker elephants.

The mathematician learnt about the maiden locked in Arcadia's most frightful kitchen Oven and went to the physicists' lab to get pinker elephants. Unfortunately, the Monstorous Mathematician had a powerful fart which ruined the whole plan because fart reacts with Oxygen to produce something else. "Methinks" -said the physicist who just arrived, wearily discarding his trousers, "I know..." when he was finished disrobing, " Discretion is the better part of valour."The mathematician fainted and the physicist screamed like a ninja sound blaster. In that instant,the physicist's coffee mug shattered,vaporizing cyanogen and acetylene which over-energized the pinker elephants. "Boom!....*mathematician wakes up*"Shakalaka..." He whispered, while looking down and noticing, frightfully, that the house was built upon a massive Unicorn.

Meanwhile, in the kitchen oven, the maiden was screaming, "Aaahh! Its hot..I'm freezing here." Hearing this, the mathematician applied some equations on his newly invented calculator to locate the exact location of the maiden.However, pink elephants stomped and this made the giant Unicorn charge towards Evil tree shaped cow destroying the Mathematician's tower imaginatively and rendering the calculator to display incorrect recipes for muffins.
 
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In a distant land called Arcadia, lived a monstrous mathematician who had discovered a new method to topple the evil tree shaped cow with a sharp and poisonous alicorn. Given that a maiden can only be found to catch an unicorn from the land of Nosgoth, also known for its nose and its legs. Another Physicist whose ambition in life was to topple the monstrous mathematician's tower using resonant ninja sound blaster assisted by a field equation of relativistic pink elephants. The physicist soon discovered the power of coffee with cyanogen and acytelene to over-energize the snoozers, into powerful pinker elephants.

The mathematician learnt about the maiden locked in Arcadia's most frightful kitchen Oven and went to the physicists' lab to get pinker elephants. Unfortunately, the Monstorous Mathematician had a powerful fart which ruined the whole plan because fart reacts with Oxygen to produce something else. "Methinks" -said the physicist who just arrived, wearily discarding his trousers, "I know..." when he was finished disrobing, " Discretion is the better part of valour."The mathematician fainted and the physicist screamed like a ninja sound blaster. In that instant,the physicist's coffee mug shattered,vaporizing cyanogen and acetylene which over-energized the pinker elephants. "Boom!....*mathematician wakes up*"Shakalaka..." He whispered, while looking down and noticing, frightfully, that the house was built upon a massive Unicorn.

Meanwhile, in the kitchen oven, the maiden was screaming, "Aaahh! Its hot..I'm freezing here." Hearing this, the mathematician applied some equations on his newly invented calculator to locate the exact location of the maiden.However, pink elephants stomped and this made the giant Unicorn charge towards Evil tree shaped cow destroying the Mathematician's tower imaginatively and rendering the calculator to display incorrect recipes for muffins.This made him hungry
 
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In a distant land called Arcadia, lived a monstrous mathematician who had discovered a new method to topple the evil tree shaped cow with a sharp and poisonous alicorn. Given that a maiden can only be found to catch an unicorn from the land of Nosgoth, also known for its nose and its legs. Another Physicist whose ambition in life was to topple the monstrous mathematician's tower using resonant ninja sound blaster assisted by a field equation of relativistic pink elephants. The physicist soon discovered the power of coffee with cyanogen and acytelene to over-energize the snoozers, into powerful pinker elephants.

The mathematician learnt about the maiden locked in Arcadia's most frightful kitchen Oven and went to the physicists' lab to get pinker elephants. Unfortunately, the Monstorous Mathematician had a powerful fart which ruined the whole plan because fart reacts with Oxygen to produce something else. "Methinks" -said the physicist who just arrived, wearily discarding his trousers, "I know..." when he was finished disrobing, " Discretion is the better part of valour."The mathematician fainted and the physicist screamed like a ninja sound blaster. In that instant,the physicist's coffee mug shattered,vaporizing cyanogen and acetylene which over-energized the pinker elephants. "Boom!....*mathematician wakes up*"Shakalaka..." He whispered, while looking down and noticing, frightfully, that the house was built upon a massive Unicorn.

Meanwhile, in the kitchen oven, the maiden was screaming, "Aaahh! Its hot..I'm freezing here." Hearing this, the mathematician applied some equations on his newly invented calculator to locate the exact location of the maiden.However, pink elephants stomped and this made the giant Unicorn charge towards Evil tree shaped cow destroying the Mathematician's tower imaginatively and rendering the calculator to display incorrect recipes for muffins.This made him hungry so he took
 
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In a distant land called Arcadia, lived a monstrous mathematician who had discovered a new method to topple the evil tree shaped cow with a sharp and poisonous alicorn. Given that a maiden can only be found to catch an unicorn from the land of Nosgoth, also known for its nose and its legs. Another Physicist whose ambition in life was to topple the monstrous mathematician's tower using resonant ninja sound blaster assisted by a field equation of relativistic pink elephants. The physicist soon discovered the power of coffee with cyanogen and acytelene to over-energize the snoozers, into powerful pinker elephants.

The mathematician learnt about the maiden locked in Arcadia's most frightful kitchen Oven and went to the physicists' lab to get pinker elephants. Unfortunately, the Monstorous Mathematician had a powerful fart which ruined the whole plan because fart reacts with Oxygen to produce something else. "Methinks" -said the physicist who just arrived, wearily discarding his trousers, "I know..." when he was finished disrobing, " Discretion is the better part of valour."The mathematician fainted and the physicist screamed like a ninja sound blaster. In that instant,the physicist's coffee mug shattered,vaporizing cyanogen and acetylene which over-energized the pinker elephants. "Boom!....*mathematician wakes up*"Shakalaka..." He whispered, while looking down and noticing, frightfully, that the house was built upon a massive Unicorn.

Meanwhile, in the kitchen oven, the maiden was screaming, "Aaahh! Its hot..I'm freezing here." Hearing this, the mathematician applied some equations on his newly invented calculator to locate the exact location of the maiden.However, pink elephants stomped and this made the giant Unicorn charge towards Evil tree shaped cow destroying the Mathematician's tower imaginatively and rendering the calculator to display incorrect recipes for muffins.This made him hungry so he tookthe binomial theorem
 
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In a distant land called Arcadia, lived a monstrous mathematician who had discovered a new method to topple the evil tree shaped cow with a sharp and poisonous alicorn. Given that a maiden can only be found to catch an unicorn from the land of Nosgoth, also known for its nose and its legs. Another Physicist whose ambition in life was to topple the monstrous mathematician's tower using resonant ninja sound blaster assisted by a field equation of relativistic pink elephants. The physicist soon discovered the power of coffee with cyanogen and acytelene to over-energize the snoozers, into powerful pinker elephants.

The mathematician learnt about the maiden locked in Arcadia's most frightful kitchen Oven and went to the physicists' lab to get pinker elephants. Unfortunately, the Monstorous Mathematician had a powerful fart which ruined the whole plan because fart reacts with Oxygen to produce something else. "Methinks" -said the physicist who just arrived, wearily discarding his trousers, "I know..." when he was finished disrobing, " Discretion is the better part of valour."The mathematician fainted and the physicist screamed like a ninja sound blaster. In that instant,the physicist's coffee mug shattered,vaporizing cyanogen and acetylene which over-energized the pinker elephants. "Boom!....*mathematician wakes up*"Shakalaka..." He whispered, while looking down and noticing, frightfully, that the house was built upon a massive Unicorn.

Meanwhile, in the kitchen oven, the maiden was screaming, "Aaahh! Its hot..I'm freezing here." Hearing this, the mathematician applied some equations on his newly invented calculator to locate the exact location of the maiden.However, pink elephants stomped and this made the giant Unicorn charge towards Evil tree shaped cow destroying the Mathematician's tower imaginatively and rendering the calculator to display incorrect recipes for muffins. This made him hungry so he took the binomial theorem, boiled it, and
 
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In a distant land called Arcadia, lived a monstrous mathematician who had discovered a new method to topple the evil tree shaped cow with a sharp and poisonous alicorn. Given that a maiden can only be found to catch an unicorn from the land of Nosgoth, also known for its nose and its legs. Another Physicist whose ambition in life was to topple the monstrous mathematician's tower using resonant ninja sound blaster assisted by a field equation of relativistic pink elephants. The physicist soon discovered the power of coffee with cyanogen and acytelene to over-energize the snoozers, into powerful pinker elephants.

The mathematician learnt about the maiden locked in Arcadia's most frightful kitchen Oven and went to the physicists' lab to get pinker elephants. Unfortunately, the Monstorous Mathematician had a powerful fart which ruined the whole plan because fart reacts with Oxygen to produce something else. "Methinks" -said the physicist who just arrived, wearily discarding his trousers, "I know..." when he was finished disrobing, " Discretion is the better part of valour."The mathematician fainted and the physicist screamed like a ninja sound blaster. In that instant,the physicist's coffee mug shattered,vaporizing cyanogen and acetylene which over-energized the pinker elephants. "Boom!....*mathematician wakes up*"Shakalaka..." He whispered, while looking down and noticing, frightfully, that the house was built upon a massive Unicorn.

Meanwhile, in the kitchen oven, the maiden was screaming, "Aaahh! Its hot..I'm freezing here." Hearing this, the mathematician applied some equations on his newly invented calculator to locate the exact location of the maiden.However, pink elephants stomped and this made the giant Unicorn charge towards Evil tree shaped cow destroying the Mathematician's tower imaginatively and rendering the calculator to display incorrect recipes for muffins. This made him hungry so he took the binomial theorem, boiled it, and differentiated both sides.
 
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In a distant land called Arcadia, lived a monstrous mathematician who had discovered a new method to topple the evil tree shaped cow with a sharp and poisonous alicorn. Given that a maiden can only be found to catch an unicorn from the land of Nosgoth, also known for its nose and its legs. Another Physicist whose ambition in life was to topple the monstrous mathematician's tower using resonant ninja sound blaster assisted by a field equation of relativistic pink elephants. The physicist soon discovered the power of coffee with cyanogen and acytelene to over-energize the snoozers, into powerful pinker elephants.

The mathematician learnt about the maiden locked in Arcadia's most frightful kitchen Oven and went to the physicists' lab to get pinker elephants. Unfortunately, the Monstorous Mathematician had a powerful fart which ruined the whole plan because fart reacts with Oxygen to produce something else. "Methinks" -said the physicist who just arrived, wearily discarding his trousers, "I know..." when he was finished disrobing, " Discretion is the better part of valour."The mathematician fainted and the physicist screamed like a ninja sound blaster. In that instant,the physicist's coffee mug shattered,vaporizing cyanogen and acetylene which over-energized the pinker elephants. "Boom!....*mathematician wakes up*"Shakalaka..." He whispered, while looking down and noticing, frightfully, that the house was built upon a massive Unicorn.

Meanwhile, in the kitchen oven, the maiden was screaming, "Aaahh! Its hot..I'm freezing here." Hearing this, the mathematician applied some equations on his newly invented calculator to locate the exact location of the maiden.However, pink elephants stomped and this made the giant Unicorn charge towards Evil tree shaped cow destroying the Mathematician's tower imaginatively and rendering the calculator to display incorrect recipes for muffins. This made him hungry so he took the binomial theorem, boiled it, and differentiated both sides. The result was
 
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In a distant land called Arcadia, lived a monstrous mathematician who had discovered a new method to topple the evil tree shaped cow with a sharp and poisonous alicorn. Given that a maiden can only be found to catch an unicorn from the land of Nosgoth, also known for its nose and its legs. Another Physicist whose ambition in life was to topple the monstrous mathematician's tower using resonant ninja sound blaster assisted by a field equation of relativistic pink elephants. The physicist soon discovered the power of coffee with cyanogen and acytelene to over-energize the snoozers, into powerful pinker elephants.

The mathematician learnt about the maiden locked in Arcadia's most frightful kitchen Oven and went to the physicists' lab to get pinker elephants. Unfortunately, the Monstorous Mathematician had a powerful fart which ruined the whole plan because fart reacts with Oxygen to produce something else. "Methinks" -said the physicist who just arrived, wearily discarding his trousers, "I know..." when he was finished disrobing, " Discretion is the better part of valour."The mathematician fainted and the physicist screamed like a ninja sound blaster. In that instant,the physicist's coffee mug shattered,vaporizing cyanogen and acetylene which over-energized the pinker elephants. "Boom!....*mathematician wakes up*"Shakalaka..." He whispered, while looking down and noticing, frightfully, that the house was built upon a massive Unicorn.

Meanwhile, in the kitchen oven, the maiden was screaming, "Aaahh! Its hot..I'm freezing here." Hearing this, the mathematician applied some equations on his newly invented calculator to locate the exact location of the maiden.However, pink elephants stomped and this made the giant Unicorn charge towards Evil tree shaped cow destroying the Mathematician's tower imaginatively and rendering the calculator to display incorrect recipes for muffins. This made him hungry so he took the binomial theorem, boiled it, and differentiated both sides. The result was WALLA! fruits everywhere!

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WALLA? What does WALLA mean? That's not a word in the English language. Did you mean voila? (sorry to be such a stickler)
 
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Like 'Shakalaka' is an English word. :p
I searched it and didn't find the right source .. Anyway I took it after some chef who says it as an expression to show off the final result, just like bam with chef Emeril.
 
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In a distant land called Arcadia, lived a monstrous mathematician who had discovered a new method to topple the evil tree shaped cow with a sharp and poisonous alicorn. Given that a maiden can only be found to catch an unicorn from the land of Nosgoth, also known for its nose and its legs. Another Physicist whose ambition in life was to topple the monstrous mathematician's tower using resonant ninja sound blaster assisted by a field equation of relativistic pink elephants. The physicist soon discovered the power of coffee with cyanogen and acytelene to over-energize the snoozers, into powerful pinker elephants.

The mathematician learnt about the maiden locked in Arcadia's most frightful kitchen Oven and went to the physicists' lab to get pinker elephants. Unfortunately, the Monstorous Mathematician had a powerful fart which ruined the whole plan because fart reacts with Oxygen to produce something else. "Methinks" -said the physicist who just arrived, wearily discarding his trousers, "I know..." when he was finished disrobing, " Discretion is the better part of valour."The mathematician fainted and the physicist screamed like a ninja sound blaster. In that instant,the physicist's coffee mug shattered,vaporizing cyanogen and acetylene which over-energized the pinker elephants. "Boom!....*mathematician wakes up*"Shakalaka..." He whispered, while looking down and noticing, frightfully, that the house was built upon a massive Unicorn.

Meanwhile, in the kitchen oven, the maiden was screaming, "Aaahh! Its hot..I'm freezing here." Hearing this, the mathematician applied some equations on his newly invented calculator to locate the exact location of the maiden.However, pink elephants stomped and this made the giant Unicorn charge towards Evil tree shaped cow destroying the Mathematician's tower imaginatively and rendering the calculator to display incorrect recipes for muffins. This made him hungry so he took the binomial theorem, boiled it, and differentiated both sides. The result was WALLA! fruits everywhere!

He summed them
 
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In a distant land called Arcadia, lived a monstrous mathematician who had discovered a new method to topple the evil tree shaped cow with a sharp and poisonous alicorn. Given that a maiden can only be found to catch an unicorn from the land of Nosgoth, also known for its nose and its legs. Another Physicist whose ambition in life was to topple the monstrous mathematician's tower using resonant ninja sound blaster assisted by a field equation of relativistic pink elephants. The physicist soon discovered the power of coffee with cyanogen and acytelene to over-energize the snoozers, into powerful pinker elephants.

The mathematician learnt about the maiden locked in Arcadia's most frightful kitchen Oven and went to the physicists' lab to get pinker elephants. Unfortunately, the Monstorous Mathematician had a powerful fart which ruined the whole plan because fart reacts with Oxygen to produce something else. "Methinks" -said the physicist who just arrived, wearily discarding his trousers, "I know..." when he was finished disrobing, " Discretion is the better part of valour."The mathematician fainted and the physicist screamed like a ninja sound blaster. In that instant,the physicist's coffee mug shattered,vaporizing cyanogen and acetylene which over-energized the pinker elephants. "Boom!....*mathematician wakes up*"Shakalaka..." He whispered, while looking down and noticing, frightfully, that the house was built upon a massive Unicorn.

Meanwhile, in the kitchen oven, the maiden was screaming, "Aaahh! Its hot..I'm freezing here." Hearing this, the mathematician applied some equations on his newly invented calculator to locate the exact location of the maiden.However, pink elephants stomped and this made the giant Unicorn charge towards Evil tree shaped cow destroying the Mathematician's tower imaginatively and rendering the calculator to display incorrect recipes for muffins. This made him hungry so he took the binomial theorem, boiled it, and differentiated both sides. The result was WALLA! fruits everywhere!

He summed them with Higgs technique
 
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In a distant land called Arcadia, lived a monstrous mathematician who had discovered a new method to topple the evil tree shaped cow with a sharp and poisonous alicorn. Given that a maiden can only be found to catch an unicorn from the land of Nosgoth, also known for its nose and its legs. Another Physicist whose ambition in life was to topple the monstrous mathematician's tower using resonant ninja sound blaster assisted by a field equation of relativistic pink elephants. The physicist soon discovered the power of coffee with cyanogen and acytelene to over-energize the snoozers, into powerful pinker elephants.

The mathematician learnt about the maiden locked in Arcadia's most frightful kitchen Oven and went to the physicists' lab to get pinker elephants. Unfortunately, the Monstorous Mathematician had a powerful fart which ruined the whole plan because fart reacts with Oxygen to produce something else. "Methinks" -said the physicist who just arrived, wearily discarding his trousers, "I know..." when he was finished disrobing, " Discretion is the better part of valour."The mathematician fainted and the physicist screamed like a ninja sound blaster. In that instant,the physicist's coffee mug shattered,vaporizing cyanogen and acetylene which over-energized the pinker elephants. "Boom!....*mathematician wakes up*"Shakalaka..." He whispered, while looking down and noticing, frightfully, that the house was built upon a massive Unicorn.

Meanwhile, in the kitchen oven, the maiden was screaming, "Aaahh! Its hot..I'm freezing here." Hearing this, the mathematician applied some equations on his newly invented calculator to locate the exact location of the maiden.However, pink elephants stomped and this made the giant Unicorn charge towards Evil tree shaped cow destroying the Mathematician's tower imaginatively and rendering the calculator to display incorrect recipes for muffins. This made him hungry so he took the binomial theorem, boiled it, and differentiated both sides. The result was WALLA! fruits everywhere!

He summed them with Higgs technique and got full.
 
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In a distant land called Arcadia, lived a monstrous mathematician who had discovered a new method to topple the evil tree shaped cow with a sharp and poisonous alicorn. Given that a maiden can only be found to catch an unicorn from the land of Nosgoth, also known for its nose and its legs. Another Physicist whose ambition in life was to topple the monstrous mathematician's tower using resonant ninja sound blaster assisted by a field equation of relativistic pink elephants. The physicist soon discovered the power of coffee with cyanogen and acytelene to over-energize the snoozers, into powerful pinker elephants.

The mathematician learnt about the maiden locked in Arcadia's most frightful kitchen Oven and went to the physicists' lab to get pinker elephants. Unfortunately, the Monstorous Mathematician had a powerful fart which ruined the whole plan because fart reacts with Oxygen to produce something else. "Methinks" -said the physicist who just arrived, wearily discarding his trousers, "I know..." when he was finished disrobing, " Discretion is the better part of valour."The mathematician fainted and the physicist screamed like a ninja sound blaster. In that instant,the physicist's coffee mug shattered,vaporizing cyanogen and acetylene which over-energized the pinker elephants. "Boom!....*mathematician wakes up*"Shakalaka..." He whispered, while looking down and noticing, frightfully, that the house was built upon a massive Unicorn.

Meanwhile, in the kitchen oven, the maiden was screaming, "Aaahh! Its hot..I'm freezing here." Hearing this, the mathematician applied some equations on his newly invented calculator to locate the exact location of the maiden.However, pink elephants stomped and this made the giant Unicorn charge towards Evil tree shaped cow destroying the Mathematician's tower imaginatively and rendering the calculator to display incorrect recipes for muffins. This made him hungry so he took the binomial theorem, boiled it, and differentiated both sides. The result was WALLA! fruits everywhere!

He summed them with Higgs technique and got full. Later on, he
 
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In a distant land called Arcadia, lived a monstrous mathematician who had discovered a new method to topple the evil tree shaped cow with a sharp and poisonous alicorn. Given that a maiden can only be found to catch an unicorn from the land of Nosgoth, also known for its nose and its legs. Another Physicist whose ambition in life was to topple the monstrous mathematician's tower using resonant ninja sound blaster assisted by a field equation of relativistic pink elephants. The physicist soon discovered the power of coffee with cyanogen and acytelene to over-energize the snoozers, into powerful pinker elephants.

The mathematician learnt about the maiden locked in Arcadia's most frightful kitchen Oven and went to the physicists' lab to get pinker elephants. Unfortunately, the Monstorous Mathematician had a powerful fart which ruined the whole plan because fart reacts with Oxygen to produce something else. "Methinks" -said the physicist who just arrived, wearily discarding his trousers, "I know..." when he was finished disrobing, " Discretion is the better part of valour."The mathematician fainted and the physicist screamed like a ninja sound blaster. In that instant,the physicist's coffee mug shattered,vaporizing cyanogen and acetylene which over-energized the pinker elephants. "Boom!....*mathematician wakes up*"Shakalaka..." He whispered, while looking down and noticing, frightfully, that the house was built upon a massive Unicorn.

Meanwhile, in the kitchen oven, the maiden was screaming, "Aaahh! Its hot..I'm freezing here." Hearing this, the mathematician applied some equations on his newly invented calculator to locate the exact location of the maiden.However, pink elephants stomped and this made the giant Unicorn charge towards Evil tree shaped cow destroying the Mathematician's tower imaginatively and rendering the calculator to display incorrect recipes for muffins. This made him hungry so he took the binomial theorem, boiled it, and differentiated both sides. The result was WALLA! fruits everywhere!

He summed them with Higgs technique and got full. Later on, he went looking for
 
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In a distant land called Arcadia, lived a monstrous mathematician who had discovered a new method to topple the evil tree shaped cow with a sharp and poisonous alicorn. Given that a maiden can only be found to catch an unicorn from the land of Nosgoth, also known for its nose and its legs. Another Physicist whose ambition in life was to topple the monstrous mathematician's tower using resonant ninja sound blaster assisted by a field equation of relativistic pink elephants. The physicist soon discovered the power of coffee with cyanogen and acytelene to over-energize the snoozers, into powerful pinker elephants.

The mathematician learnt about the maiden locked in Arcadia's most frightful kitchen Oven and went to the physicists' lab to get pinker elephants. Unfortunately, the Monstorous Mathematician had a powerful fart which ruined the whole plan because fart reacts with Oxygen to produce something else. "Methinks" -said the physicist who just arrived, wearily discarding his trousers, "I know..." when he was finished disrobing, " Discretion is the better part of valour."The mathematician fainted and the physicist screamed like a ninja sound blaster. In that instant,the physicist's coffee mug shattered,vaporizing cyanogen and acetylene which over-energized the pinker elephants. "Boom!....*mathematician wakes up*"Shakalaka..." He whispered, while looking down and noticing, frightfully, that the house was built upon a massive Unicorn.

Meanwhile, in the kitchen oven, the maiden was screaming, "Aaahh! Its hot..I'm freezing here." Hearing this, the mathematician applied some equations on his newly invented calculator to locate the exact location of the maiden.However, pink elephants stomped and this made the giant Unicorn charge towards Evil tree shaped cow destroying the Mathematician's tower imaginatively and rendering the calculator to display incorrect recipes for muffins. This made him hungry so he took the binomial theorem, boiled it, and differentiated both sides. The result was WALLA! fruits everywhere!

He summed them with Higgs technique and got full. Later on, he went looking for three bits of
 
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In a distant land called Arcadia, lived a monstrous mathematician who had discovered a new method to topple the evil tree shaped cow with a sharp and poisonous alicorn. Given that a maiden can only be found to catch an unicorn from the land of Nosgoth, also known for its nose and its legs. Another Physicist whose ambition in life was to topple the monstrous mathematician's tower using resonant ninja sound blaster assisted by a field equation of relativistic pink elephants. The physicist soon discovered the power of coffee with cyanogen and acytelene to over-energize the snoozers, into powerful pinker elephants.

The mathematician learnt about the maiden locked in Arcadia's most frightful kitchen Oven and went to the physicists' lab to get pinker elephants. Unfortunately, the Monstorous Mathematician had a powerful fart which ruined the whole plan because fart reacts with Oxygen to produce something else. "Methinks" -said the physicist who just arrived, wearily discarding his trousers, "I know..." when he was finished disrobing, " Discretion is the better part of valour."The mathematician fainted and the physicist screamed like a ninja sound blaster. In that instant,the physicist's coffee mug shattered,vaporizing cyanogen and acetylene which over-energized the pinker elephants. "Boom!....*mathematician wakes up*"Shakalaka..." He whispered, while looking down and noticing, frightfully, that the house was built upon a massive Unicorn.

Meanwhile, in the kitchen oven, the maiden was screaming, "Aaahh! Its hot..I'm freezing here." Hearing this, the mathematician applied some equations on his newly invented calculator to locate the exact location of the maiden.However, pink elephants stomped and this made the giant Unicorn charge towards Evil tree shaped cow destroying the Mathematician's tower imaginatively and rendering the calculator to display incorrect recipes for muffins. This made him hungry so he took the binomial theorem, boiled it, and differentiated both sides. The result was WALLA! fruits everywhere!

He summed them with Higgs technique and got full. Later on, he went looking for three bits of powerful pinker elephants
 

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