No, it's your fault Averagesupernova, you were the one that introduced Smurf to Smurfette.
I introduced smurf to smurfette cuz I was getting tired of her myself. I knew smurf would fall for her but I had to get rid of his wife first. YIKES! I'm a murderer! :surprised Mattmns, you introduced ME to smurfette way back when, so it's your fault.
No radou, it's your fault. If you hadn't done such a good job pleasing smurfette, then she would have never realized how bad of a job averagesupernova did, and hence would have never left him.
I was only robbing that bank because your sister promised to sleep with me if I paid her enough! So it's your fault for having a sister... umm.. like that!