A haiku.

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matthyaouw
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Oh my, fresher's flu.
Autumn brings disease students.
Matt is not happy.
 

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EnumaElish
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Fishes virtual dance
Sea anemones in trance
Ocean blue on my screensaver
A cat stares, mesmerized
 
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JamesU
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haikus really suck
when will people learn? they can't
write good poetry
 
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pattylou
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Bird flu is lethal
Pandemic is at the door.
We are on the edge.

School flu is not bad
not fun but you will survive
get rest and you heal
 
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pattylou
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yomamma said:
haikus really suck
when will people learn? they can't
write good poetry

yo mamma sucks worse
I write damn good rhyming verse
You make me feel terse.

LOL
 
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JamesU
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pattylou needs to
shut her mouth. her rhyming
isn't even good
 
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EnumaElish
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pattylou watches PBS
program about birdflu
showing dying kids
informative but sad
 
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EnumaElish said:
pattylou watches PBS
program about birdflu
showing dying kids
informative but sad
learn to write haikus
five syllables than seven
and then five again
 
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EnumaElish
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yomamma said:
learn to write haikus
five syllables than seven
and then five again
Thank you yomamma
I learn a new thing each day
This is a great place

Four-u five-u six
That's-u Nippon spelling-u
For ignorami
Fourth-u line has five?
 
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Enuma is smart
The main doctor has accent
British and I swoon

Yo mamma, so mean
With envy you turn pea green
Haiku rhymes - cool scene
 
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EnumaElish
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Really fourth-u line
has seven syllables-u
or does it have five?
can't even be here?

Or one can learn to think
like a statistician
average is all
nothing else matters
 
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