A haiku.

Fishes virtual dance
Sea anemones in trance
Ocean blue on my screensaver
A cat stares, mesmerized

 

haikus really suck
when will people learn? they can't
write good poetry

 

Bird flu is lethal
Pandemic is at the door.
We are on the edge.

School flu is not bad
not fun but you will survive
get rest and you heal

 

yo mamma sucks worse
I write damn good rhyming verse
You make me feel terse.

LOL

 

pattylou needs to
shut her mouth. her rhyming
isn't even good

 

pattylou watches PBS
program about birdflu
showing dying kids
informative but sad

 

learn to write haikus
five syllables than seven
and then five again

 

Thank you yomamma
I learn a new thing each day
This is a great place

Four-u five-u six
That's-u Nippon spelling-u
For ignorami
Fourth-u line has five?

 

Enuma is smart
The main doctor has accent
British and I swoon

Yo mamma, so mean
With envy you turn pea green
Haiku rhymes - cool scene

 

Really fourth-u line
has seven syllables-u
or does it have five?
can't even be here?

Or one can learn to think
like a statistician
average is all
nothing else matters