A test from the grammar Nazi

I got 5 wrong, a little trickier than I expected

 

I got two wrong (mixed up a metaphor and a simile; besides, I don't know what a hyphen is if it isn't an apostroph)

 

2 wrong :party smily:
(never heard of a similie before, and definitely was wrong)

 

I missed three. Darnned doubble letter wordds!

 

I missed one since I didn't know what 'avarice' meant.

 

I mixed up metaphor and simile, and got 3 word definitions wrong.

 

Accommodate this! :grumpy: 1 wrong - #10. When will the people rise up and switch to phonetic spelling? C'mon, people - we have the power!

 

Three wrong.

Yeah, I lost a point that way, too.

 

That's 14 wrong..

 

oh man i got two wrong :(
the spelling of accommodation and one weird one about some sentence part...

 

Two wrong. Acomadation, and the one about the long lost brother. (Hey, I think that deserves an exclamation point, but apparently declaring that you've found your long lost brother is on a par with flatly stating "these eggs needs more salt.")

I was disappointed they didn't have the nuclear/nucular one.

And pattylou, technically you got four wrong-- but such technicalities never get past the grammer Nazi.

 

Actually, I think russ got the right answer. No wonder everyone's missed at least one so far!

 

Me? No way. I know my rhetorical tropes like the back of my hand.

 

2 wrong. I had to make some educated guesses in the beginning and got one wrong. And I made a stupid mistake in the end. I`m still pleased though

 

The grammer Nazi?

 

The granny Nazi?

 

The Granny-Apple Nazi?