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A use for centrifuges

  1. Mar 22, 2006 #1

    Pengwuino

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    Since most people in the scientific world have come to the conclusion that centrifuges have absolutely no uses in our world, :rofl: :rofl: I have decided to come up with an idea!

    The soda/ketchup centrfuge!

    That's right!

    Tired of soda becoming watery? Centrifuge it!
    Tired of ketchup not getting out when you're down to the last few drops? Centrifuge it!

    Boy I could use a centrifuge right now.
     
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  3. Mar 22, 2006 #2
    :confused: Since when?
     
  4. Mar 22, 2006 #3

    Pengwuino

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    Note the :rofl: :rofl: 's

    Troll!

    I love you.
     
  5. Mar 22, 2006 #4
    Note the ......................................................................<awkward silence>


    I say we put you in one an turn it on. Think of it as flight training to get your wings. That's why penguins can’t fly. No proper training. wimp.

    Somehow, I can see you trying that and the can explodes from the pressure, shooting shrapnel all over you. Then we have to read another one of your threads on how you hurt yourself and have Evo and Moonbear hold your hand and baby you.
     
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  6. Mar 22, 2006 #5

    Moonbear

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    Is Pengwuino channeling tribdog?
     
  7. Mar 22, 2006 #6

    Pengwuino

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    :cry: :cry: :cry: :cry: Moonbear! save me :cry: :cry: :cry:
     
  8. Mar 22, 2006 #7
    Just how does a centrifuge keep a soda from becoming watery?
     
  9. Mar 22, 2006 #8

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    I'm trying to figure out how a soda gets watery. Do you mean when you add ice cubes and they melt?
     
  10. Mar 22, 2006 #9
    Mommy to the rescue again, eh pengwomanio?
     
  11. Mar 22, 2006 #10

    Pengwuino

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    Yes! Exactamundo!
     
  12. Mar 22, 2006 #11

    Pengwuino

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    I reiterate my anti-cyrusabdollahi stance
     
  13. Mar 22, 2006 #12

    Moonbear

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    So how does a centrifuge help that?
     
  14. Mar 22, 2006 #13
    I'd think that even if it did seperate the 'soda' from the water it would probably also make it ever the more flat.
     
  15. Mar 22, 2006 #14
    You said you love me, too late. Sorry. I guess you will be more careful what you say next time.
     
  16. Mar 22, 2006 #15

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    I figure you would have the water on top and you could just draw off some of it and toss it. Shake up your new purified soda and it's good as new!
     
  17. Mar 23, 2006 #16
    i know a way to seperate soda from water, freeze into a popcicle and suck the suger and flavoring out.
     
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