Absurd Inventions

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Mattius_
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these are real patents which people spent thousands of dollars on... i especially like the 12 guage golf club, the motorcycle airbag, and ofcourse the life expectancy watch...

http://www.totallyabsurd.com/absurd.htm
 

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Artman
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I like the pantyhose 3x. Cool site.
 
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On Radioactive Waves
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my favorite so far- the ultimate combover. you can patent a way combing your hair? crazy!
 
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I like the patent on swinging sideways on a child's swingset.
 
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Les Sleeth
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The "Bird Trap Cat Feeder" is diabolical.
 
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On Radioactive Waves
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Originally posted by Zero
I like the patent on swinging sideways on a child's swingset.

Where was that one? I couldn't find it.
 
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The goosehead has got to be one of the silliest.
 
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That "head napkin" was just retarded. I like what the site said, "Our extensive in-the-field testing has shown that the Head Napkin is just as effective as wearing a sign that says; 'Your don't see me, I'm not here'".
 
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Mentat
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"Arm Mitten" LOL
 
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Mattius_
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lol the "windy wheels" is especially humorous.

Need to stop quickly during a strong gust of wind? Find something big and ram it.

lol
 

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