Absurd Inventions

[Mattius_]

these are real patents which people spent thousands of dollars on... i especially like the 12 gauge golf club, the motorcycle airbag, and ofcourse the life expectancy watch...

http://www.totallyabsurd.com/absurd.htm

 

[Artman]

I like the pantyhose 3x. Cool site.

 

[On Radioactive Waves]

my favorite so far- the ultimate combover. you can patent a way combing your hair? crazy!

 

[Zero]

I like the patent on swinging sideways on a child's swingset.

 

[Les Sleeth]

The "Bird Trap Cat Feeder" is diabolical.

 

[On Radioactive Waves]

Originally posted by Zero
I like the patent on swinging sideways on a child's swingset.

Where was that one? I couldn't find it.

 

[username]

The goosehead has got to be one of the silliest.

 

[Mentat]

That "head napkin" was just retarded. I like what the site said, "Our extensive in-the-field testing has shown that the Head Napkin is just as effective as wearing a sign that says; 'Your don't see me, I'm not here'".

 

[Mentat]

"Arm Mitten" LOL

 

[Mattius_]

lol the "windy wheels" is especially humorous.

Need to stop quickly during a strong gust of wind? Find something big and ram it.

lol