Dismiss Notice
Join Physics Forums Today!
The friendliest, high quality science and math community on the planet! Everyone who loves science is here!

Achieve inner peace

  1. Oct 17, 2003 #1
    Achieve inner peace ....

    I am passing this on to you because it has definitely worked for me. By following the simple advice I read in an article, I have finally found inner peace. I am convinced this will work for you too.

    The article taught me:

    "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started."

    So I looked around the house to see all the things I had started and hadn't finished......and before leaving the house this morning I have finished off a bottle of Bacardi, a bottle of red wine, a bottle of Jack Daniel's, my Prozac, a small box of chocolates, 2 quarts of beer and some cheese.

    You have no idea how good I feel right now....
     
  2. jcsd
  3. Oct 17, 2003 #2

    jimmy p

    User Avatar
    Gold Member

    Lol i must have found inner peace...i finished my bottle of Jack Daniels last night....i dont feel any different. Or maybe there are a few things i havent done. Can anyone honestly say they have found inner peace? i dont think i could? what would it feel like do u reckon (LOL- warm apple pie...) hmm interesting to hear ppls P.O.V. of this..
     
  4. Oct 17, 2003 #3

    Monique

    User Avatar
    Staff Emeritus
    Science Advisor
    Gold Member

    How am I EVER to find inner peace with an avatar dancing around frantically in the corner of my eye? :eek:
     
  5. Oct 17, 2003 #4

    jimmy p

    User Avatar
    Gold Member

    Yeah i agree. looks like something from South Park... At least my avatar has a soothing swish of his tail which could make you relax a bit more and get a step closer to inner peace..is inner peace peace of mind or what?
     
  6. Oct 17, 2003 #5

    jimmy p

    User Avatar
    Gold Member

    OOH OOH ill be one step closer to inner peace if i find out who the first person to sign on to www.physicsforums.com is ! u know ...#1!!
     
  7. Oct 18, 2003 #6
    A friend sent me the 'dancing man' graphic as he thought it was an exact representation of me putting my bike leathers on before a race. (I get a bit agitated you see...) I then added a picture of my helmeted face for good measure. Anyway, friends say I look better with my helmet on...
     
  8. Oct 18, 2003 #7

    Ivan Seeking

    User Avatar
    Staff Emeritus
    Science Advisor
    Gold Member

    I can tell you after many years of searching that the key to inner peace is Kaopectate.
     
  9. Oct 18, 2003 #8
    I found my inner peace one night in a toilet bowl after following your the beer path to inner peace.It was actually kind of gross- who'da thunk?:wink:
     
  10. Oct 18, 2003 #9

    Monique

    User Avatar
    Staff Emeritus
    Science Advisor
    Gold Member

    I can tell you who was no. 2...?
     
  11. Oct 19, 2003 #10

    jimmy p

    User Avatar
    Gold Member

    Ooh this is turning into a mystery!! ok please tell me who #2 is...maybe i could track him down and find out who #1 is...maybe there is no #1... that would be scary....i would never reach inner peace .....ooh i have found another thing i need to do (maybe next post, i cant be bothered in this one) would be to use ALL the smilies...yes all 55 in one post! HAHAHAHAHAHA...at this rate im never gonna find inner peace, i keep adding things!!
     
  12. Oct 20, 2003 #11

    hypnagogue

    User Avatar
    Staff Emeritus
    Science Advisor
    Gold Member

    Heed your quote man-- the mushroom path to inner peace has beer beat hands down. :smile:
     
  13. Oct 20, 2003 #12
    I once worked with a guy who told me he and his mushroom eating pals used to collect liberty caps growing wild outside of a K-Mart.

    One day he came in and told me how he'd been awoken the night before by a bright, greenish light coming in is bedroom window
    while his bed was shaking. Aliens or mushrooms?
     
  14. Oct 20, 2003 #13

    hypnagogue

    User Avatar
    Staff Emeritus
    Science Advisor
    Gold Member

    Must've been aliens. That doesn't sound very peaceful at all.

    Attention K-Mart shoppers... heheh.
     
  15. Oct 20, 2003 #14
    Course, I should mention he was fond of acid, too.
     
  16. Oct 20, 2003 #15

    hypnagogue

    User Avatar
    Staff Emeritus
    Science Advisor
    Gold Member

    Me too... acetic is my favorite!
     
  17. Oct 20, 2003 #16
    Personally, I'm a big fan of ascorbic.
     
  18. Oct 20, 2003 #17
    I've got all their albums! :wink:
     
  19. Oct 20, 2003 #18

    jimmy p

    User Avatar
    Gold Member

    But does that make you a step closer to inner peace, being abducted by aliens?? DAMN DAMN DAMN theres another i have to add to this "THINGS TO DO TO REACH INNER PEACE" list
     
  20. Oct 20, 2003 #19
    Cool Dude! My favorite is:C Aint Just The Speed Of Light cause it has that one song on it:Scurvy Chick's Got A Loose Tooth Tonight.
     
    Last edited: Oct 20, 2003
  21. Oct 20, 2003 #20

    hypnagogue

    User Avatar
    Staff Emeritus
    Science Advisor
    Gold Member

    That song about the high school reunion was pretty annoying though.
     
Know someone interested in this topic? Share this thread via Reddit, Google+, Twitter, or Facebook

Have something to add?



Similar Discussions: Achieve inner peace
  1. The Peace Cult (Replies: 22)

  2. What is peace? (Replies: 11)

  3. Military >Peace? (Replies: 11)

  4. Peace and good will (Replies: 12)

  5. Peace lesson (Replies: 9)

Loading...