Funny Ads from Newspapers: Amusing Classifieds & More

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In summary: That's hilarious. In summary, the conversation discusses various absurd classified ads that were found in newspapers. These include ads for free Yorkshire Terriers, puppies with questionable parentage, a German Shepherd that speaks German, and various items for sale such as a snow blower only used on snowy days, a Tickle Me Elmo doll with a 1988 Mustang, and a 60-star American flag. The conversation also touches on humorous ads for job openings, humorous events at a hospital, and a uniquely designed urinal. Overall, the conversation highlights the absurdity and entertainment value of classified ads.
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i thought that some of these were most amusing

The following were actually taken from classified ads in newspapers:


FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER.
8 YEARS OLD. HATEFUL LITTLE DOG.
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FREE PUPPIES:
1/2 COCKER SPANIEL -
1/2 SNEAKY NEIGHBOR'S DOG
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FREE PUPPIES...PART GERMAN SHEPHERD - PART
STUPID DOG
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GERMAN SHEPHERD 85 lbs.
NEUTERED. SPEAKS GERMAN. FREE.
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FOUND: DIRTY WHITE DOG.
LOOKS LIKE A RAT...
BEEN OUT AWHILE..
BETTER BE REWARD.
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AMANA WASHER $100.
OWNED BY CLEAN BACHELOR WHO SELDOM WASHED.
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SNOW BLOWER FOR SALE...
ONLY USED ON SNOWY DAYS.
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TICKLE ME ELMO, STILL IN BOX, COMES WITH ITS
OWN 1988 MUSTANG, 5L, AUTO,
EXCELLENT CONDITION $6800
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COWS, CALVES NEVER BRED...
ALSO 1 GAY BULL FOR SALE.
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83 TOYOTA HUNCHBACK -- $2000
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STAR WARS JOB OF THE HUT -- $15
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SOFT & GENITAL BATH TISSUES OR FACIAL TISSUE
89 cents
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FREE 1 CAN OF PORK & BEANS
WITH PURCHASE OF 3 BR 2 BATH HOME.
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FOR SALE:
LEE MAJORS (6 MILLION DOLLAR MAN) - $50
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NORDIC TRACK $300
HARDLY USED, CALL CHUBBIE
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BILL'S SEPTIC CLEANING
"WE HAUL AMERICAN MADE PRODUCTS"
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SHAKESPEARE'S PIZZA - FREE CHOPSTICKS
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HUMMELS - LARGEST SELECTION EVER
"IF IT'S IN STOCK, WE HAVE IT!"
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HARRISBURG POSTAL EMPLOYEES GUN CLUB
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GEORGIA PEACHES
CALIFORNIA GROWN -
89 cents lb.
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FREE: FARM KITTENS. READY TO EAT.
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AMERICAN FLAG
60 STARS - POLE INCLUDED $100
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TIRED OF WORKING FOR ONLY $9.75 PER HOUR?
WE OFFER PROFIT SHARING AND FLEXIBLE HOURS.
STARTING PAY: $7 - $9 PER HOUR.
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EXERCISE EQUIPMENT:
QUEEN SIZE MATTRESS & BOX SPRINGS -$175.
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OUR SOFA SEATS THE WHOLE MOB
AND IT'S MADE OF 100% ITALIAN LEATHER.
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LAWYER SAYS CLIENT IS NOT THAT GUILTY.
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ALZHEIMER'S CENTER PREPARES
FOR AN AFFAIR TO REMEMBER
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GAS CLOUD CLEARS OUT TACO BELL.
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KELLOGG'S POT TARTS - $1.99 box
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FULLY COOKED BONELESS SMOKED MAN - $2.09 lb.
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OPEN HOUSE
BODY SHAPERS TONING SALON
FREE COFFEE & DONUTS
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JOINING NUDIST COLONY!
MUST SELL WASHER & DRYER $300.
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NICE PARACHUTE:
NEVER OPENED - USED ONCE
SLIGHTLY STAINED
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GET A LITTLE JOHN:
THE TRAVELING URINAL
HOLDS 2 1/2 BOTTLES OF BEER.
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FULL SIZED MATTRESS.
20 YR. WARRANTY.
LIKE NEW. SLIGHT URINE SMELL.
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1 MAN, 7 WOMAN HOT TUB -- $850/offer
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2 WIRE MESH BUTCHERING GLOVES:
1 5-finger, 1 3-finger, PAIR: $15
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FOR SALE BY OWNER
Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica. 45 volumes.
Excellent condition. $1,000.00 or best offer.
No longer needed.
Got married last weekend. Wife knows everything.
 
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ROFLM*O

I'm printing that out to take to class.

What a way to start the day! THANKS!
 
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This was an ad in one of my hospital newspapes:

"FOR SALE: Piranha fish, $5.00 each. Also, FREE to good home: Three-legged cat named Besty."
 
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Originally posted by Tsunami
This was an ad in one of my hospital newspapes:

"FOR SALE: Piranha fish, $5.00 each. Also, FREE to good home: Three-legged cat named Besty."


LOL!
 

1. What types of ads are typically considered "funny" in newspapers?

Typically, ads that are considered "funny" in newspapers are those that use clever wordplay, puns, or unexpected humor to sell a product or service. These can include classified ads, display ads, and even personal ads.

2. Why do newspapers publish funny ads?

Newspapers publish funny ads for a variety of reasons. They can add a bit of levity to the otherwise serious content of the newspaper, catch readers' attention, and help advertisers stand out from the competition. Funny ads can also create a positive association with the newspaper, making readers more likely to continue reading and supporting the publication.

3. Are funny ads effective in selling products or services?

It depends on the target audience and the specific product or service being advertised. Some people may be more drawn to funny ads and remember them more easily, while others may prefer more straightforward ads. Ultimately, the effectiveness of a funny ad depends on its execution and how well it resonates with the target audience.

4. Can anyone create a funny ad?

While it may seem like anyone can create a funny ad, it takes a certain level of creativity and skill to create an ad that is both humorous and effective in selling a product or service. Advertisers often hire professional copywriters and creative teams to develop funny ads that will resonate with their target audience and align with their brand image.

5. Are there any potential drawbacks to using funny ads in newspapers?

One potential drawback of using funny ads in newspapers is that they may not be appropriate for all audiences. Some people may find certain types of humor offensive or off-putting, which could potentially harm the brand's image. Additionally, if the humor is too forced or not executed well, the ad may not be effective in selling the product or service.

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