Me know. Me have problem.
Me love cookies. Me tend to get out of control when me see cookies. Me know it not natural to react so strongly to cookies, but me have weakness. Me know me do wrong. Me know it isn't normal. Me see disapproving looks. Me see stares. Me hurt inside.
When me get back to apartment, after cookie binge, me can't stand looking in mirror—fur matted with chocolate-chip smears and infested with crumbs. Me try but me never able to wash all of them out. Me don't think me is monster. Me just furry blue person who love cookies too much. Me no ask for it. Me just born that way...
If people wonder why I'm on here so much and don't post often its because I count the members on the main screen whenever I see it. Got to make sure the computer gets it right.
Oh, that bad boy ant going anywhere now. Others will have to suffer watching it too!
Suddenly, It got a whole lot funnier, muwhhahaaaha.