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All of you go vote. Now.

  1. Dec 1, 2005 #1
    Come on now, don't be shy, we've got member awards to...uh...award!!!

    No go do your civic PF duty and vote! :approve:
     
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  3. Dec 2, 2005 #2

    Lisa!

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    That's difficult! I can't choose btw them. :confused:
     
  4. Dec 2, 2005 #3

    Must....resist...urge....make....election joke.......

    Just don't vote for a third party candidate, that's throwing your vote away.

    Arrg......sorry.
     
  5. Dec 2, 2005 #4

    Moonbear

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    Me neither! We have so many excellent candidates this year in all the categories that I may have to draw names from a hat to decide on some! :bugeye:
     
  6. Dec 2, 2005 #5

    :bugeye: :bugeye:

    Well that's one way to do it....
     
  7. Dec 2, 2005 #6
    the outcome will be just as valid in at least one category.

    lol, I'm just kidding. I'm not bitter any more
     
  8. Dec 2, 2005 #7

    Pengwuino

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    All my votes would normally have gone to our lovely mentors :!!) :!!) :!!) :!!)
     
  9. Dec 2, 2005 #8

    Kissarse. :yuck:
     
  10. Dec 2, 2005 #9

    wolram

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    People are funny in different ways, i say the award should go to the one that
    can come with the best joke about a tree. :smile:
     
  11. Dec 2, 2005 #10

    Pengwuino

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    Vote Penguin for president.
     
  12. Dec 2, 2005 #11
    Q: How does a tree count?

    A: One, Two, Tree!
     
  13. Dec 2, 2005 #12

    So, a Cyprus, a Juniper, and a Fir walk into a bar......
     
  14. Dec 2, 2005 #13

    Lisa!

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    The funniest tree in the world: bicycletree
    (seriously his name made me laugh!)
     
  15. Dec 2, 2005 #14

    hypnagogue

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    I think my head just exploded.
     
  16. Dec 2, 2005 #15
    lol :biggrin: it's good c'mon!
     
  17. Dec 2, 2005 #16

    hypnagogue

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    But Jack Handy isn't a PF member. :frown:

    His deep thought: If trees could scream, would we be so cavalier about cutting them down? We might, if they screamed all the time, for no good reason.

    Hey, roughly half of the caption competition thread is jokes about trees.
     
  18. Dec 2, 2005 #17

    Lisa!

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    And our brain looks like a tree too. Are we allowed to make a joke about your avatar?

    <runs and hides>
     
  19. Dec 2, 2005 #18

    hypnagogue

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    Did someone say something? I thought I heard something but I don't see anyone here. Oh well.
     
  20. Dec 2, 2005 #19

    ZapperZ

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    I don't have such problems. I'm from Chicago. I can vote more than once in each category ("Vote Early and Often!")

    :)

    Zz.
     
  21. Dec 2, 2005 #20
    "The rumours of my fall have been greatly exaggerated." - The Tree in the Woods



    Can't take credit for that one though. My friend Storme came up with that one.
     
  22. Dec 2, 2005 #21
    I find Jack to be unexpressive and wooden. Course, his mother was a nice piece of ash, but this father was a son of a birch: used to bark at Jack to make like a tree and leaf. Jack pined to branch out and put down roots in a better place , so he packed his trunk, and went to his Aunt Maple. But as soon as he cedar, he feared he'd gone out on a limb. She was a sap, and knot his cup o' tree.
     
  23. Dec 2, 2005 #22

    ZapperZ

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    What about a variation to that?

    The rumors of my Fall have been greatly exaggerated - Autumn.

    :)

    Zz.
     
  24. Dec 2, 2005 #23

    Danger

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    :rofl: Zoobie, sometimes you simply amaze me.
     
  25. Dec 2, 2005 #24

    Moonbear

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    Yeah, I'm from NJ originally, so I just have to wait for the bribes to roll in, and then we'll bury the competition out in the Pine Barrens somewhere. :rofl:
     
  26. Dec 2, 2005 #25

    Moonbear

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    And yet you still deny us that :groan: smiley! :grumpy:
     
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