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Am I the greatest person ever?

  1. Jun 7, 2006 #1

    Pengwuino

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    So i arrive at the jury room for jury duty today.... tired as hell from working the elections last night... and we all hand in our little jury thingies to the woman there. She comes back a few minutes later and says that there are actually no cases in the court today. Thus, we were all released 20 minutes after arriving. No jury duty for another year.

    Beat that.
     
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  3. Jun 7, 2006 #2

    Math Is Hard

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    My French final was cancelled. Teacher just decided not to have one.
     
  4. Jun 7, 2006 #3

    Pengwuino

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    :bugeye: hail to the queen

    I didn't know what i was up against
     
  5. Jun 7, 2006 #4
    I was only called for jury duty once in my life. In Philadelphia they had (probably still do) a one-day or one-trial rule. I was about to be interviewed as a possible juror when they adjourned for lunch. Before they could reconvene, the defendant had plea-bargained and the trial was over. The city considered that I had fulfilled the one-trial part of the deal and I went home.
     
  6. Jun 7, 2006 #5

    Ivan Seeking

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    I can rub my belly and pat my head at the same time.
     
  7. Jun 7, 2006 #6

    Math Is Hard

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    I predict a stellar week for both of us. Did you go to your job interview yet?
     
  8. Jun 7, 2006 #7

    Moonbear

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    Wow! It doesn't get much better than that...no cases so no jury duty and no final exam. I think it's a tie! I definitely can't beat that. I got some promising results in the lab today at least.
     
  9. Jun 7, 2006 #8
    You work at poltical election and you had to go to court for nothing. What are you doing a coup..
    ...What are you penguins up too?:uhh:
     
  10. Jun 7, 2006 #9

    Pengwuino

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    Yah but i'll learn my fate... i mean the decision in 2 weeks. I think im this government's slave. Monday: interview with state compensation fund. Tuesday: elections. Wednesday: jury duty. Thursday: taking out egyption president.

    Sheesh what a week :biggrin:
     
  11. Jun 7, 2006 #10

    Pengwuino

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    I'm slowely gathering the knowledge about the internal workings of this government so that i can take it down from the inside. First strike: workman's comp!
     
  12. Jun 7, 2006 #11

    Mk

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    I can pat my belly while rubbing my head.
     
  13. Jun 7, 2006 #12
    I knew that the Antartic Empire of Peguins were trying to take the world!
     
  14. Jun 7, 2006 #13

    wolram

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    I can see now that global warming is a lie spread by the penguin community, they are trying to take over the world but to do so it needs to be colder.
    dam sctt beat me to it.
     
  15. Jun 7, 2006 #14
    So wolram's too?
     
  16. Jun 7, 2006 #15

    wolram

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    Wolrams are isolationists and non political.
     
  17. Jun 8, 2006 #16
    Child's play. Can you balance on one finger? I once heard a Shao Lin monk had managed to do this once (not sure I believe it but there you go) if he did do it he'd be the greatest person ever. Everyone else is just not even trying :)
     
  18. Jun 8, 2006 #17
    Really....
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    ...Then what are wolrams doing in antartica! This only one logical explantion that the wolrams and the penguins are planing to overthorw the world goverment's in a massive milltary coup!!!!!!
     
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  19. Jun 8, 2006 #18

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    Judging by the intelligence photograph above they will probably need to launch a recruitment campaign in that case.
     
  20. Jun 8, 2006 #19
    So there recuriting penguins?
     
  21. Jun 8, 2006 #20

    wolram

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    2+2 =5?? wolrams seek a quite life, they have no reguard for politicians, bring back the monarcy is our motto, it is only our group that has sused that
    all the worlds goverments are in reality in league and plan to enslave the masses
     
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