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CaptainQuasar
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The Bible said:If two men fight together, and the wife of one draws near to rescue her husband from the hand of the one attacking him, and puts out her hand and seizes him by the genitals, then you shall cut off her hand; your eye shall not pity her.
Someone just mentioned this to me and I'd never heard it before. Not funny obviously in that people's hands probably literally got cut off, but funny in that there is so specific a prohibition of this. I suppose the ancient Israelites probably wouldn't appreciate Thelma and Louise...
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