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Angry moose mum pees on hunter!

  1. Oct 15, 2011 #1

    arildno

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    If you want to hunt moose, you should NOT come between a moose mum and her calf.

    That is, however, what befell Bjørn Engen.

    The moose cow kicked him to the ground, was smart enough to stamp on his rifle (making it useless), and alternately kicked and peed on him.

    Bjørns daughter Kristine thought that slapping the cow on its rump would do the the trick, along with a bit of hollering.

    And, it worked!
    Moose Mum let go, placed herself protectively beside her calf, and a wet Bjørn and his daughter escaped the encounter..
    http://www.vg.no/nyheter/innenriks/artikkel.php?artid=10014614
     
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  3. Oct 15, 2011 #2
    Hell hath no fury like a pissed off mama.
     
  4. Oct 15, 2011 #3

    arildno

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    AYE! :biggrin:

    Although "Hell hath no fury like a mummy pissed" has better rythm..
     
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  5. Oct 15, 2011 #4

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    Yay Moose!!
     
  6. Oct 15, 2011 #5

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    And as I often say, "I would rather be pissed off than pissed on."

    Arildno, that is one of the funniest damned things that I have read in years. Thank you.

    By the bye, is that the real Kristine in the photo? If so, Me Want! And I'm not scared to try, because her father is obviously useless with firearms.
     
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  7. Oct 15, 2011 #6
    No accounting for taste, some people pay good money to get pissed on and beat up a little.
     
  8. Oct 15, 2011 #7

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    Hey, now...
    I have no objection to a six-pack of whipped cream and a couple of lizards, but I'm not into that weird stuff. :grumpy:
     
  9. Oct 15, 2011 #8
    inexperience leaves you wet behind the ears
     
  10. Oct 15, 2011 #9

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    :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:


    I can't help wondering how many innocent young readers won't get that. :devil:
     
  11. Oct 16, 2011 #10

    arildno

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    Yes.
    That is Kristine, our local dominatrix with special expertise in butt-slapping.
     
  12. Oct 16, 2011 #11

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    Well, that's not my scene, but I'm willing to try almost anything for someone who looks like that.
    She obviously has no hold over you, since you didn't capitalize "Dominatirix" as your true Mistress would demand.
    :uhh:
    Hmmm... maybe I'll just stroll on home now. Don't mind me... I was never actually here... stop putting those 'shrooms on your pizza and you'll never see me again...
     
  13. Oct 16, 2011 #12

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    When someone gets pissed on, they usually get pissed off.
     
  14. Oct 16, 2011 #13
    Stomped on and pissed on is more like it.
     
  15. Oct 16, 2011 #14

    Did you look at the photo? This guy seemed positively euphoric.
     
  16. Oct 16, 2011 #15

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    Yes but most people don't like it.
     
  17. Oct 16, 2011 #16
    How do they know? Have they ever tried it?
     
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