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Anti-hunger tablets->

  1. Jan 18, 2004 #1
    could U235 be adapted for digestion?

    some 10mg will make my day!
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  3. Jan 18, 2004 #2

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    your stomach lining...
  4. Jan 18, 2004 #3


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    Hummm... I thought this might be a thread about donuts. :frown:
  5. Jan 18, 2004 #4

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    HAHAHA!! i know there was no reason to quote it but i dont want people to think i laugh insanely for no reason! Uranium donuts?? dont see it catching on...
  6. Jan 18, 2004 #5
    Why stop at uranium what about some tasty plutonium or some delectable einsteinium!
  7. Jan 18, 2004 #6


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    Let's inject them with some I131 and serve them up on a titanium (surgically orthopedic) plate!! Sprinkle with some particulate radon icing colored with red food dye and we might have something here!!
  8. Jan 18, 2004 #7

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    Jamie Oliver take note...

    Yum guys sounds *really* appealing, add a sprinkle of Unnilquadium for the extra spice and it would be a lethal combination. Food to die for...or to die of...:smile:
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    Note to self...do not eat chopnik's donuts... :wink:
  10. Jan 19, 2004 #9
    I was just thinking...

    why spending the whole day chewing one bool when i can have my dose of radioactive uranium in a blink of an eye.

    i could mind my bussiness then totally care free for the rest of the day.
  11. Jan 19, 2004 #10

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    dont worry mom, i tend to have trouble getting hold of weapons grade materials and other such radioactive delicacies. some reason the government is reluctant to allow access... odd..
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