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April Fool's Started Early

  1. Mar 31, 2005 #1
    Be sure to go to the link so you can apreciate the full glory of the joke. I have seen better though, the last like this I witnessed even somehow utilized an URL that looked as though it could have really been from CNN.
    http://homepage.mac.com/nikkienikks/iblog/C294808266/E910814554/Media/cnn.html
     
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  3. Mar 31, 2005 #2

    Moonbear

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    LOL! And in keeping with the April Fool's Spirit, Scientific American got their digs in too! :rofl:

    http://www.sciam.com/article.cfm?chanID=sa006&colID=2&articleID=000E555C-4387-1237-81CB83414B7FFE9F
     
  4. Mar 31, 2005 #3

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    Awesome! And I love the title: "Okay, We Give Up"

    :rofl:
     
  5. Mar 31, 2005 #4

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    I was sadly unaware of that research. The only related fact that I can recall is that approximately 79% of women with breast cancer attribute it to men who smoke.
     
  6. Mar 31, 2005 #5
    google job search
     
  7. Mar 31, 2005 #6
    ahahahah@ men who smoke
     
  8. Mar 31, 2005 #7

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    Hey! How many in favour of opening a PF cancer clinic? :biggrin: :devil: :biggrin:
     
  9. Mar 31, 2005 #8
    Lol... I'd be happy to preform my civic duty by being a catalyst for women's health but I'd have to insist that there be some sort of courtship involved. I'm not that kinda guy.
     
  10. Mar 31, 2005 #9

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    That's okay; I am. I'll teach you.
     
  11. Mar 31, 2005 #10
    hahaha, i showed that to all my girlfriends... we got a kick out of it. Heh, i believe the common consensus was along the lines of "i'll take my chances with breast cancer" I remeber reading in a cosmo or something a while ago about how sperm helps dieting. Its amazing the things i've heard...
     
  12. Mar 31, 2005 #11

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    This attitude is inconsistent with the chains and leather... :frown::biggrin:
     
  13. Mar 31, 2005 #12

    I say aye!!! :biggrin:
     
  14. Mar 31, 2005 #13

    Such dismal attitudes.

    Just depriving yourselves right into the grave.
     
  15. Mar 31, 2005 #14

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    Are you sure that's not "Aye" say I? :confused:
     
  16. Apr 1, 2005 #15

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    After much contemplating, I've got the meanest April Fool's joke ever planned! I'm bringing a delicious flourless chocolate-hazelnut cake to share with the lab tomorrow...I'm going to torture them with uncertainty! (I might just have to act a little suspicious when I share with them that it's there for them to enjoy. :rofl:) It really is a fabulous cake and there's not a thing wrong with it (other than there isn't nearly enough of it), but they know me well enough to make them think it might be a joke. :rofl: :rofl:
     
  17. Apr 1, 2005 #16
    You should write "Happy April Fool's Day" on top in icing. ;-p
     
  18. Apr 1, 2005 #17

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    Do you remember 'disclosing tablets'? They were great for putting into stuff like that. :devil:
     
  19. Apr 1, 2005 #18

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    Hilarious! It made me think of this by "Mr. Abby"

    Dear Mr. Abby:

    Q: My husband continually asks me to perform oral sex on him.

    A: Do it. Sperm can help you loose weight and gives a great glow
    to your skin. Interestingly, men know this. His offer to allow you to
    perform oral sex on him is totally selfless. This shows he loves you.
    The best thing to do is to thank him by performing it twice a day.
     
  20. Apr 1, 2005 #19

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    After a buddy of mine had his vasectomy, he joked to the ladies about having 'sperm lite'; same great taste with half the calories.
     
  21. Apr 1, 2005 #20

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    Do you mean those pink things for teaching kids how to brush their teeth that turn your whole mouth pink?
     
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