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That should be soon, with there new product line..Dunkin Stars. A kosher five point star, and guaranteed 5 good dunks per serving!

hmm gone only 5 days, and back to find the rabbit's untimely demise...was he a Fricassee'in wabbit?
 
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hmmm, you would have to ask him.
However, how do you tell a rabbit from a wabbit?
 
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Cosmo16 said:
However, how do you tell a rabbit from a wabbit?
This requires several courses in biology, bio-physics, bio-engineering, bio-philosophy, physiology, animal husbandry, veternary medicine, and complete mastery of The Way of the Samurai. Regardless of this education, some experts still can't make out the subtle differences and guess.
Recently when I was digging for jellyfish fossils at the beach I happened to dig up an old guitar pick. Upon close inspection I discovered that it had the name B. Wilson scratched into it. Frankly, I was astonished. How did my old college roomate, Bob Wilson's, guitar pick get to a California beach?
 
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Maybe somebody picked it.. :smile:

Why can't we call 11 as onety-one the way we call 21 as twenty one? :biggrin:
 
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Because that would cause ambiguity when asked how many Taiwans there are in the world.

If I can't think of a stupid question, am I too stupid or not stupid enough?
 
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El Hombre Invisible said:
Because that would cause ambiguity when asked how many Taiwans there are in the world.
If I can't think of a stupid question, am I too stupid or not stupid enough?
You're neither. You're a delivery boy. Collecting a bill for a bunch of...grocery clerks.

Are you an assassin?
 
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zoobyshoe said:
You're neither. You're a delivery boy. Collecting a bill for a bunch of...grocery clerks.
Are you an assassin?
I am a soldier. Dipped in egg yolk.
Why is this conversation going in reverse?
 
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El Hombre Invisible said:
I am a soldier. Dipped in egg yolk.
Why is this conversation going in reverse?
No one installed the forward software.

Is reststance futile?
 
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zoobyshoe said:
No one installed the forward software.
Is reststance futile?
Yes. All your base are belong to us.

Why is Zooby using a nekkid pichur of himself for his avatar?
 
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If ya got it, flaunt it!

You can have my base's, but you can't have my peanutbutter...mmmmm why is Jiff the creamy-ist?
 
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Jiff is the creamist because, seceretly, they do not actually use peanuts!

Who is responsible for ending this conspirisy of epic proportions!
 
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who cares! :biggrin:

what's the difference between conspirisy and conspiracy?
 
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Cosmo16 said:
Who is responsible for ending this conspirisy of epic proportions!
This conspirisy, of epic proportions, was ended by Mrs. Bertha Washington, of, coincidently, Washington. D.C. U.S.A., one day last month when she cracked into the D.O.D. computer base by complete accident while trying to access a website that had come to her attention for it's spectacular promises of a free, revolutionary formula, that anyone can make in their own kitchen, for cleaning drapes. She was exited. She typed fast and sloppy. She ended up at the DOD. Confused, she hit delete, and in the blink of an eye, an astonishing amount of critical conspirisy data was recycled into showtune lyrics.

Are you going to eat that or just play with it?
 
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just want to play zoob...:biggrin:

can somebody tell me if gumshoe have sizes? :smile:
 
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coffee na lang dear said:
can somebody tell me if gumshoe have sizes? :smile:
Yes, someone could tell you.


What would they say?
 
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errr....size 6? hahahha :rofl:

d' ya think it will fit?
 
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Yes, but only if they want to fit

How many meese am I permitted to hunt in the Andorran hunting season?
 
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Just some guy said:
How many meese am I permitted to hunt in the Andorran hunting season?
No, you're confused. The Andorran hunting season is for the meese to hunt you.

Say, I'm trying to sleep. Can't you turn your headlights off?
 
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dude , you are sleeping in the wrong place !

what is the difference between a mad cow and a mad cat ?
 
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MSI said:
what is the difference between a mad cow and a mad cat ?

None at all. A mad cow is a mad cat...

Which way is up?
 
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Townsend said:
Which way is up?
I'm afraid we can't just release that information willy nilly to any random quetioner who come along. Please fill out the form on page 76 of the application booklet #26-17-234C, Appeals For Orientation, and submit it, with your check, money order, or credit card info (US fee: $327.00) before the deadline date for your state and county (see table on page 65 of the pamphlet #98-21-23-554G, Filing Deadlines For Appeals For Orientations For Your State And County.

Did you fill this form out yourself?
 
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zoobyshoe said:
Did you fill this form out yourself?
I'm sure he did. The filling out of this form became such an time-consuming endeavor that he found it necessary to have himself banned from PF just to ensure that he had enough time to complete it before the deadline.

And speaking of time-consuming things - damn this periodic table! :mad: I'll never remember it all. Why can't they just arrange the elements alphabetically? That would make much more sense! :grumpy:
 
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Math Is Hard said:
Why can't they just arrange the elements alphabetically?
They've tried many time but it turned out not to be possible to teach any of the elements the alphabet.

Hey, I'm trying to post here! Could you get that security alert out of the way?
 
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Could you get that security alert out of the way?

Brutus, step aside.

Does that stairway go upstairs? And if yes, how do I go downstairs after I go upstairs?

o:)
 
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jimmie said:
Does that stairway go upstairs?
No one knows. Unsolved Mysteries once did an episode about that stairway. It used to go in the Winchester House but it was removed and moved, Then moved again. We could speak of that latter instance as a re-moval, but not a removal.


Couldn't we?
 

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