# Ask a Stupid Quetion Get a Stupid Answer

#### Beelzebub

That quetion was simultaneously a phonetically congruent answer to the previous one. It was super clever!

Don't you see?
I do see that quetion, even though that quetion was not aimed at me.

Who are you?

#### Beelzebub

In most cases, yes. Exceptions to the rule are when Who's on first, or when Horton hears a Who.

When is who?
Who is when, when when is who.

Is it syntactically correct to say that queen needs shaving?

#### zoobyshoe

Is it syntactically correct to say that queen needs shaving?
I think it's entirely dependent on what language you're speaking. The claim is often made here, "Math is a language." Let's stipulate it is, and translate the sentence, "That queen needs shaving," into math. Now, examine the syntax. You will find it is either correct or it isn't. Regardless of which, you have ansered your own quetion. You could just have googled it.

Is it googactically correct to search for syntax?

#### Mr.maniac

No its illegal
the rule was passed in underland by the mad hatter.

In a pokedex pokemon are categorized as "rat pokemon","lightening pokemon" etc
but there are no animals shown in the games or the show?

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#### Beelzebub

No its illegal
the rule was passed in underland by the mad hatter
But where is the quetion?

#### Mr.maniac

sorry edited it again and again.

#### Beelzebub

In a pokedex pokemon are categorized as "rat pokemon","lightening pokemon" etc
but there are no animals shown in the games or the show?
Those pokemons are actually an army of midgets dressed up as pokemons in order to hide their real identity.

How much light does a light year have?

#### Enigman

None. A light year cubed in CMB on the other hand has $3.142 * 10^{56}$ photons.

Why does the sun rise in the north?

#### Beelzebub

Why does the sun rise in the north?
Because if it would rise in the south, earth magnetic poles would coalesce and Earth would turn into a plate-shaped object.

Why doesn't a Makaki have a green arse instead of a red one?

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#### Bandersnatch

As discovered by Martha Chomsky, the scandalous twin sister of Noam, from whom the famous linguist is rumoured to have stolen much of his early work, the SUN(Scandinavian Ubermenshen Namaste) uprisings are the direct result of income equality oppressing the Scandinavian CEOs.

Her meticulous measurements of popular dissatisfaction with income-induced self-aggrandizement during the particularly sunny year of 1982, proved as successful as they were disastrous, culminating in her much-publicised death of nicotine withdrawal soon after the publication of her seminal paper.

Still, the sad story directs a curious reader to an oft-overlooked quetion that warrants a closer investigation: why was 1982 a year-long event?

Edit: shiiite, you people type too fast

#### Beelzebub

Still, the sad story directs a curious reader to an oft-overlooked quetion that warrants a closer investigation: why was 1982 a year-long event?
Because that year there was a shift in the population of the green arsed makakis and they all became extinct.

Why isn't the sun blue?

#### zoobyshoe

Why isn't the sun blue?
Not that I'm going to bother calculating a googlactically available factoid, but google tells me the sun isn't blue due to the Babylonian system of division of the 4 elements into the four colors; red, yellow, blue, and white. In cuneiform "blue" which is the color of sunlight, is easily and often misspelled as "kangaroo." When the Babylonians reread the misspelled tablets and discovered the sentence, "The sun is kangaroo," they decided it would be better refer to the sun as white in color, to avoid the worse confusion.

That reminds me of those spooky stories about how clocks are alleged to stop sometimes when their owner dies, right at the moment of their death. These stories go way back in history, even unto ancient times. The earliest recorded is the tale of Spamurabi, the Babylonian merchant, whose favorite sun dial was discovered to have stopped dead at the very moment of his death: 2: 41 P.M. No one was ever able to get it working again, and it remained for three and a half centuries, stuck at that time, until it was destroyed in an earthquake.

Is fremes possible?

#### Beelzebub

As discovered by Martha Chomsky, the scandalous twin sister of Noam, from whom the famous linguist is rumoured to have stolen much of his early work, the SUN(Scandinavian Ubermenshen Namaste) uprisings are the direct result of income equality oppressing the Scandinavian CEOs.

Her meticulous measurements of popular dissatisfaction with income-induced self-aggrandizement during the particularly sunny year of 1982, proved as successful as they were disastrous, culminating in her much-publicised death of nicotine withdrawal soon after the publication of her seminal paper.

Still, the sad story directs a curious reader to an oft-overlooked quetion that warrants a closer investigation: why was 1982 a year-long event?

Edit: shiiite, you people type too fast
Loool to what was this actually response?

Is fremes possible?
Not that fremes is possible, it's even logical and optional! From the dawn of mankind people were wondering what exactly is that, and if I knew as well, I could even give a more precise response.

Is the Moon made of Gorgonzola or Gauda?

#### Bandersnatch

Loool to what was this actually response?
Why the Sun rises in the north. It started as how much light is there..., but typing on a phone is slooow.
Is the Moon made of Gorgonzola or Gauda?
When Gorgon Zola, the hair-snakes-and-petrifying-gaze syndrome-afflicted brother of Emil Zola first set foot on the Moon, he smugly remarked: one small step for Gorgonzola, a giant leap for Gauda - alluding to the effortless victory he had thus achieved over his arch-nemesis.

Little did he know that Alphonse Gauda, esq. had stowed himself in the cargo bay. He would soon learn of Gauda's unwelcome presence, as the crafty opponent begun to undermine his efforts to rebuild civilization.

The elaborate mines and tunnels criss-crossing the foundations of above-ground battlements is what defines present-day urban landscape of Luna.

It is safe to say that without the bitter antagonism of these two great men, Moon wouldn't be the satellite we know and love. So don't ask which of them shaped the Moon into its present state - they both deserve the credit.

Moon is made of Gauda AND Gorgonzola.

Was there ever a sexier pelvic thrust than that performed by the late father Pierrogi in the Summer of '99 in the back of his ice cream van?

#### Beelzebub

Why the Sun rises in the north. It started as how much light is there..., but typing on a phone is slooow.

Ahhh Ok, thanks.

Was there ever a sexier pelvic thrust than that performed by the late father Pierrogi in the Summer of '99 in the back of his ice cream van?
No, there was never a sexier pelvic thrust than that performed by the late father Pierrogi in the Summer of '99 in the back of his ice cream van - not even the one in the back of Mitsubishi truck in the winter of 1985.

Who has more Neanderthal features - Clinton's grandma or Putin's mama?

#### Bandersnatch

Beelzebub said:
Who has more Neanderthal features - Clinton's grandma or Putin's mama?
Although the memories of Cold War slowly fade from our collective psyche, the spirit of East-West competition burns brightly underneath the civil platitudes that dominate US-Russian relations. Nowhere is it more visible than among the cinephile crowd.

The scene of competitive feature films collecting has been for the past two decades dominated by two venerable giants: Mrs Clinton and Mrs Putin.
The bloody no-holds-barred battles these women have fought over the rights to posses some of the rarest, most obscure copies of cinema history belie understanding. Hordes of mooks have died in their service stabbing each other in the backs in auction houses and flea markets, just to claim another spool of celluloid, driven by ideologically-fuelled mutual hate.
The fiercest battlefield is the rarest of birds: Neanderthal feature films.

Nobody has seen a Neanderthal filmmaker, but legends abound. Some say they control governments ruling from the shadows, others say they escaped to Mars. Others yet, that they sparkle in the sunlight.
The fact remains - their otherworldly features do surface in the shady alleys and black markets, to be then hunted by ambitious and daring collectors.
Who had the most of them stacked under their VHS and Beta-max players in their golden vaults was a secret known to very few until recently. But this changed in 2011, with Snowden and his revelations.

The score is a narrow but clear victory for the Western imperialists.
Over countless innocent lives, no doubt, Mrs Clinton has acquired three Neanderthal features: slow-mo action-packed "The clash of glaciers 3: Ultimate glaciation", culinary snuff "To serve Man", and the raunchy "Ride me like a mammoth".
Mrs Putin managed to claw her way to the eerie fantasy "To lie with the cave bear" and the horrifying "Grownups 2".

Quetion: can Peter Pan gerrymander his way to a congressional seat the upcoming midterms?

#### zoobyshoe

Quetion: can Peter Pan gerrymander his way to a congressional seat the upcoming midterms?
Possibly. Pundits propose Pan's political prowess; promoting pork-belly politics, provides Pan positive predictions.

Are squerges related to squeemisms?

#### Bandersnatch

Are squerges related to squeemisms?
As revealed on her deathbed by Martha Chomsky, the scandalous transvestite uncle of Noam, from whom the famous linguist is rumoured to have picked up much of his sleazy manner, "now we know, now we knooow!" obviously alluding to her life-long research on etymological relatedness of squerges and squeemisms.

For forty years she braved the malaria-infested libraries of Patagonia, until finally stumbling on a note scribbled in black ichor on the margin of the last extant copy of David Hasselhoff's "The Mounds of Pamela". It read "I'm so hungry" which prompted her to abandon her search and seek nourishment in the nearby McDonald's.

Unsurprisingly, the drive-thru clerk turned out to be the missing king of the mythical Dogon tribe, and upon taking Martha's order he exclaimed "EUQS!" which in the ancient Dogon tongue means "Farewell, my people need me. Also, we know Sirius is a binary star because ALIENS", before mounting his llama and riding off into the sunset.
This prompted her to vow "never to drink no more", leading to her death of dehydration soon after.

Her post-mortem publication has shown conclusively that the answer to the research question was a clear and resounding "maybe".
Which means "kangaroo" in 16th century mandarin Chinese.

Quetion: What doth a professor profess?

#### Beelzebub

Quetion: What doth a professor profess?
A professor doth profess unity of singularity in singularity of unity, and vice versa, reducing all the pleonasms to a single unit of one pleonasm per cubic meter of words.

Who weighs more - a sumo wrestler or Marlon Brando?

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#### nuuskur

Who weighs more - a sumo wrestler or Marlon Brando?
I don't think either of them weighed the possibility of weighing more than nothing.

Serious(ly dumb) question: If 8+2 is 10, why did the number 4 horse still win the race?

#### Beelzebub

I don't think either of them weighed the possibility of weighing more than nothing.

Serious(ly dumb) question: If 8+2 is 10, why did the number 4 horse still win the race?
Because he was less than 8, more than 9, and wasn't exactly 7 either.

Why does gravity weigh so much - shouldn't she go on a diet?

#### OmCheeto

Gold Member
Because he was less than 8, more than 9, and wasn't exactly 7 either.

Why does gravity weigh so much - shouldn't she go on a diet?
She accreted to much dust, got fat, joined Weight Watchers®, and like 99%, failed. It wasn't her fault.

Why is fossilized dinosaur poop called Copralite, and not, Poopraholydungheap?

#### zoobyshoe

Why is fossilized dinosaur poop called Copralite, and not, Poopraholydungheap?
There's absolutely no justifiable reason, but continued complaints to The Scientific Establishment have been met with stoney silence.

Why do so many people mistake the heads on Mt. Rushmore for The Scientific Establishment?

#### Mr.maniac

cause Mt.rushmore doesnt rush unlike its name same as the scientific establishment
(just stupid)

how to make a crossbow strong enough to pierce cardboard?

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