I am awake at 3 o/clock this morning, first thing i do is have a wash and brush my teeth, the day is going well so far, i take a mouth full of mouth wash, it is thick and soapy, it is shampoo, same colour different shaped bottles, 10 mins swilling my mouth with water and i can still taste it. i decide to clear up the ashes in the fire place, i just finished polishing the metal bits when the ****** thing erupts with a fall of soot. I go to put the cleaning stuff back in the cupboard and the door falls off. I put some bacon in the oven to roast, i cook it real low for a long time, it comes out all yummy, i sit down and start reading my classic bike mag and forget about the bacon, i now have six grease spots in my grill pan. it is now 9 30, i have been up 6 hrs as soon as i can think where to go i getting the heck out of here.