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Bad Puns ;D

  1. May 24, 2004 #1
    That are so bad they should be pun-ished :biggrin:
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  3. May 24, 2004 #2
    jus did a google n found sum pun-dits had created loads of sites on puns :D
  4. May 24, 2004 #3

    jimmy p

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    LOL... A Richard Whitely Classic...

    RW: "Oh Carol I like your top"
    CV: "Thanks Richard, the colour is Sink Blue"
    RW: "Maybe I could see your taps".
  5. May 24, 2004 #4
    Found a very "constructive" pun on one of the "sites" .. [get it? ... construction sites?.....get it?...get it?... :D]

    "The inventor of the balloon was full of hot air."
  6. May 24, 2004 #5
    LOL...jimmy...Richard Whitely reason deatre is puns .... lol
  7. May 24, 2004 #6
    Let's make Richard Whitely's puns a seperate subcategory of this thread...he 'counts' as something special [get it? ..counts - countdown?...get it?...get it?...]

    Maye god have mercy on the souls of those who enter this thread .... :D
  8. May 24, 2004 #7

    jimmy p

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    Lol Richard Whitely is the Punmaster 2000
  9. May 24, 2004 #8
    When Nobel Laureate Gunter Grass received his Nobel prize for
    Literature in 1999, Dr Horace Engdahl delivered the presentation speech
    which concluded "I would like to express the warm congratulations of the
    Swedish Academy as I now request you to receive the Nobel Prize for
    Literature from the hands of His Majesty the King."

    So, Gunter turned towards His Majesty and received his citation and his
    cheque for a million dollars (actually it was for Swedish Crowns but I
    converted it for convenience ;). He started putting the cheque in his
    shirt pocket when His Majesty gently asked "Shouldn't that go to your
    back pocket?" Gunter wasn't sure why His Majesty was saying so, so he
    started to shove the cheque into his back pocket.

    Now, Dr Horace who was behind him interrupted and wondered " Isn't the
    front (shirt) pocket a much better location for the cheque?"

    Gunter was stunned and started asking her in whispers why she or His
    Majesty were interested in where he kept the cheque. His Majesty
    overheard him asking her the question and chipped in exactly while she
    was answering.

    They answered in unison - "We'd always heard that - Grass is always
    greener on the other side!" (By Gunjan Saraf)
    :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:

  10. May 24, 2004 #9
    For the mathemtacians amongst us:
    The teacher asked the class," Can anyone use `before' in a sentence. Johnny raised his hand and answered,"Two plus two would be four!!"
  11. May 24, 2004 #10

    jimmy p

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    A teacher is teaching a class of 5 year olds...

    Teacher: "Can anyone use the letter I in a sentence?"
    Johnny: "I is...."
    Teacher: "No Johnny, we say 'I am' not 'I is'"
    Johnny: "Ok, I am the eighth letter of the alphabet."
  12. May 24, 2004 #11
    Lol...good one
  13. May 24, 2004 #12
    No, "I am the NINTH letter of the alphabet." :)
  14. May 24, 2004 #13

    jimmy p

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    Oh yeah, it would help if i didnt have two fingers strapped together.
  15. May 26, 2004 #14
    You guys are a really punny, regular Atilla-the-Puns. :approve:
  16. May 26, 2004 #15
    Wipe that simili off your face! :D
  17. May 26, 2004 #16
    Yeah, before somebody gets poked in the eye with pungee stick ! :wink:
  18. May 26, 2004 #17

    jimmy p

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    the pun-ctuation is some of these posts is terrible.
  19. May 26, 2004 #18
    i was retarded

    haha home made pun
  20. May 26, 2004 #19
    A real one from English last year.

    "... was one of the foremost American poets."
    "So who were the other three?"

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