Warriors Quote: "Come Out to Play

[fargoth]

BRIDGEKEEPER:
Stop!
Who would cross the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
LAUNCELOT:
Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I am not afraid.
BRIDGEKEEPER:
What... is your name?
LAUNCELOT:
My name is 'Sir Launcelot of Camelot'.
BRIDGEKEEPER:
What... is your quest?
LAUNCELOT:
To seek the Holy Grail.
BRIDGEKEEPER:
What... is your favourite colour?
LAUNCELOT:
Blue.
BRIDGEKEEPER:
Right. Off you go.
LAUNCELOT:
Oh, thank you. Thank you very much.
ROBIN:
That's easy!
BRIDGEKEEPER:
Stop! Who approacheth the Bridge of Death must answer me these questions three, ere the other side he see.
ROBIN:
Ask me the questions, bridgekeeper. I'm not afraid.
BRIDGEKEEPER:
What... is your name?
ROBIN:
'Sir Robin of Camelot'.
BRIDGEKEEPER:
What... is your quest?
ROBIN:
To seek the Holy Grail.
BRIDGEKEEPER:
What... is the capital of Assyria?
[pause]
ROBIN:
I don't know that! Auuuuuuuugh!
BRIDGEKEEPER:
Stop! What... is your name?
GALAHAD:
'Sir Galahad of Camelot'.
BRIDGEKEEPER:
What... is your quest?
GALAHAD:
I seek the Grail.
BRIDGEKEEPER:
What... is your favourite colour?
GALAHAD:
Blue. No, yel-- auuuuuuuugh!
BRIDGEKEEPER:
Hee hee heh. Stop! What... is your name?
ARTHUR:
It is 'Arthur', King of the Britons.
BRIDGEKEEPER:
What... is your quest?
ARTHUR:
To seek the Holy Grail.
BRIDGEKEEPER:
What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
ARTHUR:
What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
BRIDGEKEEPER:
Huh? I-- I don't know that. Auuuuuuuugh!
BEDEVERE:
How do know so much about swallows?
ARTHUR:
Well, you have to know these things when you're a king, you know.

 

[fargoth]

heh, actually, i should have just picked one line from that scene... but it's all so good... i think i can only narrow it to three lines:

BRIDGEKEEPER:
What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
ARTHUR:
What do you mean? An African or European swallow?
BRIDGEKEEPER:
Huh? I-- I don't know that. Auuuuuuuugh!

 

[Andre]

Wanda:

To call you stupid would be an insult to stupid people.

 

[setAI]

"Why, oh why didn't I take the blue pill?... -the matrix

 

[arunbg]

I think these were not mentioned because everybody knew them, but just in case some have forgotten,
Arnie - "Asta la vista, Baby" , "I'll be back" : Terminator
"The name is Bond, James Bond."

Quotes from my favorite movie (series rather)

Gandalf:
"All we have to decide is what to do with the time that is given to us. There are other forces at work in this world Frodo, besides the will of evil."
"Fool of a Took."

"One ring to rule them all; one ring to find them. One ring to keep them all, and in the darkness bind them!"

Frodo:
"The ring is mine."

Theoden:
"Fell deeds, await.
Now for wrath.
Now for ruin,
and the red dawn!
Forth Eorlingas!"

Samwise Gamgee: "Well I'm back." (closing words)

 

[Werg22]

Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.

God, do I hate this film.

My favorite:

"You're always late. You'd be
late for your own funeral." - Goodfellas

 

[SpitfireAce]

"I don't know but I've been told... Eskimo kitty is might cold"
-Full Metal Jacket

damnit fargoth, I read that whole damn thing

 

[Greg Bernhardt]

"This is my BOOMSTICK!"
"Don't touch that please, your primitive intellect wouldn't understand things with alloys and compositions and things with... molecular structures. "



- ED: Army of Darkness

 

[Smurf]

"Conan! What is best in life?"
"Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, hear the lamentation of de wemen"

And of course every second line in Full Metal Jacket is totally awesome.
"God has a hard on for marines, because we kill every thing we see"

 

[Argentum Vulpes]

another two good ones from FMJ

Gny. Sgt. Hartman to Pvt. Pyle
"You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece!"

and when Joker and Rafterman are flying to the front
Door Gunner: "Git some! Git some! Git some, yeah, yeah, yeah! Anyone that runs, is a VC. Anyone that stands still, is a well-disciplined VC! You guys oughta do a story about me sometime!"
Joker: "Why should we do a story about you?"
Dor gunner: "'Cuz I'm so f*****' good! I done got me 157 dead gooks killed. Plus 50 water buffalo too! Them's all confirmed!"
Joker: "Any women or children?"
Door gunner: "Sometimes!"
Joker: "How can you shoot women and children?"
Door gunner: "Easy! Ya just don't lead 'em so much! Ain't war hell? (maniacal laughter)"

And from Dr. Strangelove or: How I Learned to Stop Worrying and Love the Bomb

Dr. Strangelove after giving his plan on how to surive the Russian doomsday device and getting all of the gennerals onboard
"Mein Führer! I can walk!"

 

[sas3]

From Paint your Wagon

Lee Marvin to Clint Eastwood

"I never liked a man as much as I like you"

Lots of good quotes in that movie.

 

[OmCheeto]

Nobody here but us chickens.

 

[fargoth]

"I don't know but I've been told... Eskimo kitty is might cold"
-Full Metal Jacket

damnit fargoth, I read that whole damn thing

heh, if you had seen the movie, it would have made sense (the part about how he knows so much about swallows).

(King Arthur and his servant ride on imaginary horses, using coconuts to mimic the sound of real horses).

SOLDIER: You've got two empty halves of coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.
KING ARTHUR: So? We have ridden since the snows of winter covered this land, through the kingdom of Mercia, through...
SOLDIER: Where'd you get the coconuts?
KING ARTHUR: We found them.
SOLDIER: Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!
KING ARTHUR: What do you mean?
SOLDIER: Well, this is a temperate zone
KING ARTHUR: The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
SOLDIER: Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
KING ARTHUR: Not at all. They could be carried.
SOLDIER: What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
KING ARTHUR: It could grip it by the husk!
SOLDIER: It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
KING ARTHUR: Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?
SOLDIER: Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?

then another soldier enters the argument, and says an African swallow could have carried it, but it's not migratory, then they wonder if two swallows could use a string...

 

[morphism]

We can't stop here! This is bat country!

 

[Chi Meson]

God, do I hate this film.

My favorite:

"You're always late. You'd be
late for your own funeral." - Goodfellas

THAT's your best line? That's just an old joke which preceded the film by a couple of centuries. With so many other great lines from that film, you pick the least distinct, least original, least memorable, it's just...

INCONCEIVABLE!


(Yes, that was just a long set up for a cheap joke! C'mon I'll buy you a beer)

 

[coomast]

Mr. Nolan (Norman Lloyd) to Charlie Dalton (Gale Hansen):

"Assume the position. Count aloud, Mr. Dalton."

from: "Dead Poets Society"