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Bumper stickers

  1. Aug 5, 2005 #1


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    what are some funny ones you've seen?

    watch out for the idiot behind me
    watch out! I could be dating your daughter.
    don't poke beavers with spoons (?)
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    (stick on upside down) "if you can read this, please roll me over."
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    "If guns were outlawed, only outlaws would accidently shoot their wife and kids"

    "Custer wore an Arrow shirt"

    Best ever was way back in the seventies - It had "Jesus saves" in block letters, but added in a hand-written scrawl style was "but Esposito scores on the rebound"
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    D.A.R.E. to think for yourself
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    Uh, but then I wouldn't need advice from bumper stickers, would I? :rofl:

    Those are meant to be humorous? Hmm, maybe I should stop running them off the road, then.
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    "Support the Troops" and "God is with America" . both are strange and funny in some way.
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    "Bush - The President".

    It makes me wonder, is the person driving that Hummer aware that his bumper sticker is tautologous?
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    Jesus Loves You, but Everyone Else Thinks You're an A$$hole
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    rorrim ruoy kcehc

    (for the rear view mirror)
  11. Aug 5, 2005 #10
    I saw a HumVee with a yellow ribbon. I thought that was pretty funny.
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    "do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are good and crunchy with ketchup"
    "doing my part to piss off the religious right"
    "practice abstinence: no bush no dick 2004"
    (yes, that last one is quite crude, but abundant where i live)
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    "If God is your co-pilot, exchange seats."
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    "If you can read this, my caravan has fallen off"
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    Honk if You Passed Organic Chemistry
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    http://mirrorimageorigin.collegepublisher.com/media/paper410/stills/g8011nkc.jpg [Broken]

    A few days ago....
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  17. Aug 5, 2005 #16
    That's nothing, not long ago I saw a Dukakis '88 bumper sticker. :rofl: Last year I saw an '82 Reagan (although he actually won, so it's less interesting).
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    My favorite is "I hear voices...and they don't like you". I stay away from those cars. :bugeye:
  19. Aug 5, 2005 #18

    Tom Mattson

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    Here are some of my favorites, with ratings.

    :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: = Riotously funny, almost made me have a car accident.
    :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: = Got a good belly laugh, would have spit up my beverage if I had a mouthful at the time.
    :biggrin: :biggrin: = Chuckled a few times, maybe repeated the line to a friend while drinking, when it seemed much funnier.
    :biggrin: = Made me smile, but that's about it.
    :grumpy: = Not funny, had me seriously thinking about running the owner off the road.

    "Somewhere in Texas, a village is missing its idiot." :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
    "Guns don't kill people, I do." (on a pickup truck) :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
    "I brake for no apparent reason" :biggrin:
    "My imaginary friend thinks you've got problems." (in erratic writing) :biggrin: :biggrin:
    "No God, No Peace. Know God, Know Peace." :grumpy:
    "I'm trying to see things from your perspective, but I just can't get my head that far up my ass." :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
    "Don't blame me, I voted for the other guy." :grumpy: (I swear the next car I see with that one is going off-roading)
    "We're spending our children's inheritance." :biggrin:
    "Work Harder: Millions in Welfare Depend on You" :biggrin: :biggrin:
    "The Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math." :biggrin: :biggrin:
    "CAT! The other white meat!" :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
    "Keep honking, I'm reloading." :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
    "My kid beat up your honor roll student." :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
    "I'm not losing hair, I'm getting head." :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
    "My other car is a Lamborghini." :grumpy:
    "Dog is my copilot." :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
    "If you're going to drink and drive, make sure you have a car." :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
    "Mean people suck." :grumpy:
    "Beat rush hour. Leave work at noon." :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
    "Warning: In case of rapture, vehicle will suddenly become unmanned." :grumpy:
    "Come the Rapture, can I have your car." :biggrin: :biggrin:
    "CAUTION: I can go from 0 to bi+ch in 2.5 seconds!" (I actually knew that chick, and it is totally true) :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:

    Honorable Mention:
    "Can't Feed 'Em? Don't Breed Em." (Not especially funny, but get's an "A-Men" from me)
  20. Aug 5, 2005 #19


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    :rofl: I don't see why you didn't like some of those, they're all good
  21. Aug 5, 2005 #20

    Ivan Seeking

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    I want one that says:

    Ban all bumper stickers
    This is my bumper

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