Bumper stickers

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what are some funny ones you've seen?

watch out for the idiot behind me
watch out! I could be dating your daughter.
don't poke beavers with spoons (?)
 

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(stick on upside down) "if you can read this, please roll me over."
 
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"If guns were outlawed, only outlaws would accidently shoot their wife and kids"

"Custer wore an Arrow shirt"

Best ever was way back in the seventies - It had "Jesus saves" in block letters, but added in a hand-written scrawl style was "but Esposito scores on the rebound"
 
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D.A.R.E. to think for yourself
 
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hypatia said:
D.A.R.E. to think for yourself
Uh, but then I wouldn't need advice from bumper stickers, would I? :rofl:

watch out! I could be dating your daughter
Those are meant to be humorous? Hmm, maybe I should stop running them off the road, then.
 
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"Support the Troops" and "God is with America" . both are strange and funny in some way.
 
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"Bush - The President".

It makes me wonder, is the person driving that Hummer aware that his bumper sticker is tautologous?
 
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Jesus Loves You, but Everyone Else Thinks You're an A$$hole
 
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rorrim ruoy kcehc

(for the rear view mirror)
 
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I saw a HumVee with a yellow ribbon. I thought that was pretty funny.
 
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"do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are good and crunchy with ketchup"
"doing my part to piss off the religious right"
"practice abstinence: no bush no dick 2004"
(yes, that last one is quite crude, but abundant where i live)
 
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"If God is your co-pilot, exchange seats."
 
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"If you can read this, my caravan has fallen off"
 
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Honk if You Passed Organic Chemistry
 
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http://mirrorimageorigin.collegepublisher.com/media/paper410/stills/g8011nkc.jpg [Broken]

A few days ago....
 
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http://mirrorimageorigin.collegepublisher.com/media/paper410/stills/g8011nkc.jpg [Broken]

A few days ago....

That's nothing, not long ago I saw a Dukakis '88 bumper sticker. :rofl: Last year I saw an '82 Reagan (although he actually won, so it's less interesting).
 
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My favorite is "I hear voices...and they don't like you". I stay away from those cars. :bugeye:
 
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Here are some of my favorites, with ratings.

:biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: = Riotously funny, almost made me have a car accident.
:biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: = Got a good belly laugh, would have spit up my beverage if I had a mouthful at the time.
:biggrin: :biggrin: = Chuckled a few times, maybe repeated the line to a friend while drinking, when it seemed much funnier.
:biggrin: = Made me smile, but that's about it.
:grumpy: = Not funny, had me seriously thinking about running the owner off the road.

"Somewhere in Texas, a village is missing its idiot." :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
"Guns don't kill people, I do." (on a pickup truck) :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
"I brake for no apparent reason" :biggrin:
"My imaginary friend thinks you've got problems." (in erratic writing) :biggrin: :biggrin:
"No God, No Peace. Know God, Know Peace." :grumpy:
"I'm trying to see things from your perspective, but I just can't get my head that far up my ass." :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
"Don't blame me, I voted for the other guy." :grumpy: (I swear the next car I see with that one is going off-roading)
"We're spending our children's inheritance." :biggrin:
"Work Harder: Millions in Welfare Depend on You" :biggrin: :biggrin:
"The Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math." :biggrin: :biggrin:
"CAT! The other white meat!" :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
"Keep honking, I'm reloading." :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
"My kid beat up your honor roll student." :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
"I'm not losing hair, I'm getting head." :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
"My other car is a Lamborghini." :grumpy:
"Dog is my copilot." :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
"If you're going to drink and drive, make sure you have a car." :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
"Mean people suck." :grumpy:
"Beat rush hour. Leave work at noon." :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
"Warning: In case of rapture, vehicle will suddenly become unmanned." :grumpy:
"Come the Rapture, can I have your car." :biggrin: :biggrin:
"CAUTION: I can go from 0 to bi+ch in 2.5 seconds!" (I actually knew that chick, and it is totally true) :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:

Honorable Mention:
"Can't Feed 'Em? Don't Breed Em." (Not especially funny, but get's an "A-Men" from me)
 
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:rofl: I don't see why you didn't like some of those, they're all good
 
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I want one that says:

Ban all bumper stickers
or
This is my bumper

:biggrin:
 
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procrastinators, unite!....tomorrow....
 
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Tom Mattson said:
"Guns don't kill people, I do." (on a pickup truck) :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:
I like that one. The nice thing about that one is that at least we all won't sit at a four way stop wondering who should go first.
 
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"Visualize Swirled Peas"

"Dyslexics Untie"

"Know Nukes!"

"Nuthin' Dummer than a..." (to be placed over the spare wheel of a Hummer)
 
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Tom Mattson said:
Honorable Mention:
"Can't Feed 'Em? Don't Breed Em." (Not especially funny, but get's an "A-Men" from me)

Hmm, do you get the New Yorker, Tom? I just read that one in a Jonathan Franzen article! Like a minute ago!
 
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Hmm, do you get the New Yorker, Tom? I just read that one in a Jonathan Franzen article! Like a minute ago!

I don't get that mag. I saw that sticker on a real vee-hickle.
 
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Geologists rock! :grumpy:

(Yeah, okay, I just made that up. Sorry, I wanted to contribute, but I don't drive. :frown: )
 
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Tom Mattson said:
"Somewhere in Texas, a village is missing its idiot." :biggrin: :biggrin: :biggrin:

:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl:
 
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Tom Mattson said:
"Warning: In case of rapture, vehicle will suddenly become unmanned." :grumpy:
"Come the Rapture, can I have your car." :biggrin: :biggrin:

:rofl: I like the ones that are responses to the lame ones. :biggrin:
 
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"Come the Rupture; can I have your scar?"
 
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OMG i hope the secret service doesn't come after me for this but one day I saw a car that had a bumper sticker that had a picture of a syringe and bush's head and said

"The only dope worth shooting up is Bush."
 

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