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C++ jokes

  1. Apr 8, 2014 #1
    Are there any jokes related to c++?
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  3. Apr 8, 2014 #2


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    I'm sure there are, but they can't be repeated in mixed company.
  4. Apr 8, 2014 #3

    Ivan Seeking

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    When are they finally going to release D?
  5. Apr 8, 2014 #4


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    Staff: Mentor

  6. Apr 8, 2014 #5
    // cure for C++'s STD
    #define virgin std

    C++ : Where friends have access to your private members. - Gavin Baker

    C allows you to shoot yourself in the foot.
    C++ allows you to re-use the bullet
  7. Apr 8, 2014 #6

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    Alan Kay (the inventor of SmallTalk) at his 1997 OOPSLA keynote address:
    Actually I made up the term "object-oriented", and I can tell you I did not have C++ in mind.
  8. Apr 8, 2014 #7


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    Microsoft are releasing their own version called C##. (Knowledge of music notation required to understand the joke).
  9. Apr 8, 2014 #8
    double diesis so D?
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