Are there any jokes related to c++?
I'm sure there are, but they can't be repeated in mixed company.
When are they finally going to release D?
// cure for C++'s STD
#define virgin std
C++ : Where friends have access to your private members. - Gavin Baker
C allows you to shoot yourself in the foot.
C++ allows you to re-use the bullet
Alan Kay (the inventor of SmallTalk) at his 1997 OOPSLA keynote address:
Actually I made up the term "object-oriented", and I can tell you I did not have C++ in mind.
Microsoft are releasing their own version called C##. (Knowledge of music notation required to understand the joke).
double diesis so D?
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