C++ jokes

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Are there any jokes related to c++?
 

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I'm sure there are, but they can't be repeated in mixed company.
 
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Ivan Seeking
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When are they finally going to release D?
 
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// cure for C++'s STD
#define virgin std

C++ : Where friends have access to your private members. - Gavin Baker

C allows you to shoot yourself in the foot.
C++ allows you to re-use the bullet
 
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Alan Kay (the inventor of SmallTalk) at his 1997 OOPSLA keynote address:
Actually I made up the term "object-oriented", and I can tell you I did not have C++ in mind.
 
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When are they finally going to release D?

Microsoft are releasing their own version called C##. (Knowledge of music notation required to understand the joke).
 
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Microsoft are releasing their own version called C##. (Knowledge of music notation required to understand the joke).

double diesis so D?
 

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