Jimmy P! PHONE! it's for you! it's your artillary commander, he needs money to pay me for the Shells!
Oh my God...Ooops isn't that me in this script, Yeah it is! So, Jimmy P you paid the materail tax with currency, that is material and has a tax upon it, also you haven't paid the taxes on the use of MY Materials, used to generate these so called (and soon to be retitled) "Plasmas" (...probably to something more "material" sounding, so's I can re-tax the tax on it...) so the taxation tableau indicates a category 17 slash J title 57 Part 2 sect 12 subsections (i) II(i) and (i)I(I)i(i) persuant to all titularites, exhumed in my name, as being soley and totally! in the complete and absolute conTrol of only no one else but ME!
BOOM!
Cool my matter...**usurps Hurkyl's laser, fires at the remnants of jimmies tank**... (Insert sound of melting/flowing metal) Jimmy...Get out! or, well, I will not be held responcible if you, inadvertantly(?), commit suicide by your stubborn un-willingness to cede to me...P.S. Jimmy P your "Breathing Tax" payment isn't here yet, neither is your "Fecal Deposition Tax", (a tax on all of you, for 'poohing') so you need to stop doing both of those functions...Originally posted by Hurkyl
Sigh, am I the only one with an orbital laser of doom?
You mean you have been making sound, using my matter again, why you little thief, Ooops BIG thief, Ooooooops big TAX thief, wait, hey! E = mc2 PROVES that all matter is actually energy, hence I must own all energy as well as it is inherant in (sorry left blank, just like what you need to know is being kept blank...for now) so it is perfectly clear that I own everything!
Ah not so, as what I didn't include (as explanation) proves I am right, and you have nothing, I'd tell you to run, but that would just cost you more...Hee hee!
Jimmy P when are you ever going to learn, now you own me for the thinking tax, and the thought formation tax, and theorizing tax which is retro-actively taxable, and has a surtax, upon the tax, that is taxable, as seviceing of the tax scheme, pusuant to the section 48 stroke G parts (all) and (allagain) furthered by the laws of "Everything and Everyone! (The EE laws...ya, I wrote 'em!)
Since you are in NO position to bargain, I'll still be benevolent, offer you a better deal, 100 % for me, and I'll think about letting you live...at least for a little bit more as yo seem to be a rather persistent person, I like that trait, in the right circumstances...
Cause I already have a tax on that...your just getting yourself permenantly into indebtedness to ME!
Sorta the point, I own the Boat, I own the outside of everything, you only have limited rights to anything inside of you, and even those are simply put at my Undeserved Kindenesses towards You, you ungrateful little ********** and some of ******** towards the eastern ****** you ***** hugely************ and then some More... Ooooops...it is still a joke, oOOOOsP nO ITS knooooooootY!