Can you become a minister online?

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it's you. This says nothing about 'religion'
 
  • #3
yourdadonapogostick
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at least that one.
 
  • #4
Smurf
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oooh score.
 
  • #5
mattmns
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I may be an Atheist, but I do not think being a minister would be an easy job; in fact, I would say that it would be a difficult job.
 
  • #6
Smurf
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Come on, if joey can do it it can't be that hard.
 
  • #7
Pengwuino
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yourdadonapogostick said:
is it just me, or does that say something about religion?

it says something about THAT denomination.
 
  • #8
yourdadonapogostick
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i am a minister. i got an email and a certificate. i can perform weddings and such now.
 
  • #9
Smurf
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yay, you're a minister for a religion no one's heard of and that probably doesn't have any followers in your area.
 
  • #10
yourdadonapogostick
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hey, it's a CHURCH no one in my area has heard of. there are now two of us in our town. we are going to start a wedding business :D
 
  • #11
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yourdadonapogostick said:
i am a minister. i got an email and a certificate. i can perform weddings and such now.
Can you marry me to anyone I chose? I'll send you their online information, that should be enough, right? :biggrin:

Smurf, prepare to be wed. :tongue2: Oh wait, is there an age limit?
 
  • #12
Gale
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is there some sort of tax ride off thing you can do with this?? hmm...
 
  • #13
Smurf
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*sigh* my days as a wild stallion are over... I'm about to be stuck with a girl who bathes once a year and lives in a different country from me.

Oh well, at least I won't be legally wed in my own country for another 22 days.
 
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yourdadonapogostick
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they have to be above 18(or 16 and have parental consent) and they have to be willing
 
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yourdadonapogostick said:
they have to be above 18(or 16 and have parental consent) and they have to be willing
Yeah.. You're going to have to wait another 22 days Evo. Sorry.
 
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Smurf said:
Yeah.. You're going to have to wait another 22 days Evo. Sorry.
WOOT! I can wait!

I promise to schedule my baths with our visits, even if it means 2-3 times a year.

Did I mention I make a lot of money? :biggrin:

Moonbear, get ready to be Maid of Honor! :tongue:
 
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Evo said:
WOOT! I can wait!
:uhh:

I promise to schedule my baths with our visits, even if it means 2-3 times a year.
:cry:

Did I mention I make a lot of money? :biggrin:
:!)
 
  • #18
yourdadonapogostick
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you'll have to get a marriage license.
 
  • #19
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Evo said:
Moonbear, get ready to be Maid of Honor! :tongue:

i read that as made of horror... heh. you kids!
 
  • #20
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YDOAPS, what's your religion's position on Polygamy? I mean, I had to break up with Gale now that Evo's claimed me as her wi-husband. Just wondering how much flexibility we have exactly...
 
  • #21
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22 days :frown:

I'll be good.

(lots of money) :tongue2:

Rutroh, the fair Gale17 is involved?

ydoapgs, is this good in Utah?
 
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Lisa!
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Smurf said:
YDOAPS, what's your religion's position on Polygamy? I mean, I had to break up with Gale now that Evo's claimed me as her wi-husband. Just wondering how much flexibility we have exactly...
I think you want to take all Evo's money from her and then marry Gale again! :grumpy:
 
  • #23
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Lisa! said:
I think you want to take all Evo's money from her and then marry Gale again! :grumpy:
Ok, I will ban Lisa!, so that's no problem. :devil:
 
  • #24
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Evo said:
Ok, I will ban Lisa!, so that's no problem. :devil:
Ok you don't want to hear the truth. o:) It's part of men's characteristic! :devil:
 
  • #25
yourdadonapogostick
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my Church is fine with polygamy, but the US government doesn't like it.
 
  • #26
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Evo said:
22 days :frown:
Well I doubt that I'll be able to get my mother's permission. She's out of town for another 3-4 days as it is.
I'll be good.
Really? I was kinda hoping you'd be... :devil:
(lots of money) :tongue2:
What do you do anyways?
Rutroh, the fair Gale17 is involved?
Rutroh?
ydoapgs, is this good in Utah?
It doesn't matter! Our love lives outside the law!
 
  • #27
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yourdadonapogostick said:
my Church is fine with polygamy, but the US government doesn't like it.
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Your church?!
I think even Demon would be a better minister! :devil:
 
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yourdadonapogostick
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my fee is 47.85USD and a piece of cake.
 
  • #29
yourdadonapogostick
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Lisa! said:
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: Your church?!
I think even Demon would be a better minister! :devil:
what's that supposed to mean?:mad::devil:
 
  • #30
Lisa!
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yourdadonapogostick said:
what's that supposed to mean?:mad::devil:
A :confused: :confused: :confused: :confused: minister!
 
  • #31
yourdadonapogostick
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how dare you insult a minister of the church of...hold on...the Universal Life Church?! I hereby banish you to Hell!:devil: and take franzbear with you!
 
  • #32
Lisa!
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yourdadonapogostick said:
how dare you insult a minister of the church of...hold on...the Universal Life Church?! I hereby banish you to Hell!:devil: and take franzbear with you!
Why not? When they accept you as a minister, they insult at church.So I'm allowed to insult at you and your church! :devil: :devil:
 
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yourdadonapogostick
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o, ur skippin' purgatory. you bought yourself a one way ticket to hell. :rofl:
 
  • #34
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Smurf said:
Rutroh?

Rutroh is a quotation from a famous animated television and movie charachter called Scooby-Doo. Scooby has some difficulty with pronunciation, and tends to pronounce most words as if they begin with an R. She means "uh-oh?"
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/b2/Scooby.jpg [Broken]
 
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Smurf said:
Well I doubt that I'll be able to get my mother's permission. She's out of town for another 3-4 days as it is.
But we don't need it in 22 days?

Really? I was kinda hoping you'd be... :devil:
Mmmm, I could be.

What do you do anyways?
I make an obscene amount of money selling to companies]

Rutroh?

It doesn't matter! Our love lives outside the law!
I want everyone one to be happy.
 

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