I'm recently remarried, 3 yrs now. My wife came with 2 cats and a dog. I figured she was worth it. We all have baggage right? One of the cats, the dog, they work out alright despite the hairage. Anyway, one of these cats happens to be really fat. Ok, so what, right? Well when this cat hits the catbox for his "daily constitutional" he blows out the entire house! I can't even begin to compete with this feline. It's eyewateringly horrible. This thing is going to be alive for at least another 3-5 yrs! What can I humanely do? I'm thinking about taking this cat on a hunting trip.