Chemistry Joke: Deciphering the Molecule H I J K L M N O

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In summary, a chemist is a clown in charge of a chemistry lab. A mole of oxygen molecules was excited to get Avogadro's number at a singles bar. It's not a good idea to tell a joke about noble gases because they don't react. Chemists appreciate nitrates because they are less expensive than day rates. One titration suggested meeting at the endpoint.
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I have a little chemistry joke:

what is this molecule:

H I J K L M N O
 
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Does no one know??
 
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the answer is H20
 
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I don't get it.
 
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H to O

H------->O


Its just a listing of the letters from H to O
 

FAQ: Chemistry Joke: Deciphering the Molecule H I J K L M N O

What do you call a clown who's in charge of a chemistry lab?

A chemist.

Why was the mole of oxygen molecules excited when he walked out of the singles bar?

Because he got Avogadro's number!

Why is it bad to tell a joke about noble gases?

Because they don't react.

Why do chemists like nitrates so much?

Because they're cheaper than day rates.

What did one titration say to the other?

Let's meet at the endpoint.

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