I'm not sure how I always get roped into these things...but again I turn to you, my faithful science friends, for your creativity & imagination! The Chemistry Society at my school is getting club t-shirts again this year. Being an all girls school, last year's shirt read: "What do you need to succeed at Chatham College?"---and the back read the chemical formula for estrogen. Pretty funny, but the male professors refused to wear it... The best we got this year is a green shirt, with a four leaf clover reading "Chemistry is all about getting lucky"....but I think we can do better than that. I've been reading chemistry & science jokes all night, but I haven't been able to come up with anything. Any ideas???