1. Dec 8, 2005

### Lisa!

So what are you going to give me for christmas? I know how much everyone around here enjoys my company and is looking for an opportunity to thank me.
(I've told you that I'm abit skeptical. so I can't believe you unless you give me a valuable gift! )
I especially want to know what Santa Greg&Warren are going to do for christmas?:tongue2:

<runs and hides>

2. Dec 9, 2005

### TheStatutoryApe

I will send you !!!!!!!!!!!

3. Dec 9, 2005

### Lisa!

Thanks a million! But I'm afraid it might cost you alot!

PS how stingy are PF'er.(other than TSA)
In another forum, 1 of people is going to give me a gift which costs $5.(in fact it costs more than that)That's really cool esp. because I don't spend much time there. he said he wouldn't give a damn about christmas, but he's going to give my gift anyway! *sniff* 4. Dec 9, 2005 ### ___ where do you live BTW? 5. Dec 9, 2005 ### Lisa! See my location under my name! 6. Dec 9, 2005 ### ___ no, it doesnt matter if you dont want a gift. NO, NEVER 7. Dec 9, 2005 ### Enuma_Elish I think the challenge is to send Lisa! a gift without having her disclose her whereabouts in the physical world. Anyone should be hesitant to do that. 8. Dec 10, 2005 ### JamesU how come when I want to start a thread about me Lisa! has already done it about herself?! :grumpy: 9. Dec 10, 2005 ### rachmaninoff So you want us to send a gift to a location that doesn't matter? Okay then, I choose that location to be identically mine. 10. Dec 10, 2005 ### Lisa! Ah guys, try to be a bit creative. You can send me an online gift. You can also post my gifts to yomamma's place.(when I can steal his ideas from his mind, for sure I'm able to steal everything from him! :tongue2: ) You know it's not wise to give my address to you. You might bring me a chip gift and then want to stay with me for so long. It costs me alot and I don't want to take the risk! Clever! 11. Dec 10, 2005 ### SpaceTiger Staff Emeritus Tell you what. If you're really nice, I'll send you $Tr[\gamma^{\mu}\gamma^{\nu}\gamma^5]$ red roses and a number of violets equal to the amplitude of a tadpole diagram arising from the pseudoscalar Yukawa Lagrangian. If you're mean, I'll demand that you send the same to me. Last edited: Dec 10, 2005 12. Dec 10, 2005 ### Lisa! Ok, tell me how many red roses and violets should I send you? :shy: Isn't Heisenberg's principle some sort of trouble for me to find your location? 13. Dec 10, 2005 ### Bladibla How about nothing? 14. Dec 10, 2005 ### Lisa! Nothing!:tongue2: 15. Dec 10, 2005 ### Andy What do you want? 16. Dec 10, 2005 ### z-component ok, Lisa, I'm prepared to send you$150 via PayPal. What's your PayPal e-mail address?

17. Dec 11, 2005

### Lisa!

No thatnks! I don't need money.
Right now I just want to know how many red roses and violets is SpaceTiger talking about? :shy:

18. Dec 11, 2005

### SpaceTiger

Staff Emeritus
None, but I could write a dirty limerick for you.

19. Dec 11, 2005

### Lisa!

Physicists and dirty things?:surprised I can't believe it!

20. Dec 11, 2005

### TheStatutoryApe

I am trying to get together the funds to make brownies and mail them some of my online friends. I'd be more than happy to send some to you but I don't think sending homemade baked goods out of the country through the mail is a very good idea. Even in country it's not very good but more do-able.
I can send you a card.

21. Dec 11, 2005

### Gale

trib's getting cookies, and now s'ape's sending out brownies... i'm getting shafted this christmas, hmmph, hum bug!

22. Dec 11, 2005

### Moonbear

Staff Emeritus
I wouldn't mind that for Christmas. :tongue2:

23. Dec 11, 2005

### SpaceTiger

Staff Emeritus
:surprised

24. Dec 11, 2005

### TheStatutoryApe

Moonie, you're terrible!

25. Dec 11, 2005

### Moonbear

Staff Emeritus
Oops, did I say that out loud? :uhh: This is what happens when I don't get enough sleep. I got up at 4 AM today, napped for 2 1/2 hours between 8:30 AM and 11 AM, I still have another 5 hours at the lab until it's my turn to take a 6 hour shift at the farm, then I get to "sleep" from about noon to 6 PM...maybe...and then I'm on my shift until 5 AM the next day, etc...for a few days. I'm actually looking forward to tomorrow night when I'm not the one who has to drive back and forth all night...then I should be able to take some naps between samples. (And if I tell you this in every thread tonight, it's because I'm tired, bored, stuck at the lab without my laptop, so only have this cruddy computer to post on PF, and stressed over this experiment I'm in the middle of...feel free to ignore my whining).