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Today my wife and I were at a concert at the Peace Center, the performing arts center in Greenville SC. It's named not after an ideal, but a prominent local family who donated much of the money to build it. Every time I go there I wonder if any of the men in the family were named Warren.
 
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Today my wife and I were at a concert at the Peace Center, the performing arts center in Greenville SC. It's named not after an ideal, but a prominent local family who donated much of the money to build it. Every time I go there I wonder if any of the men in the family were named Warren.


subtle, I like it :biggrin:
 
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Not so subtle: Houston, Texas had a real philanthropist named Ima Hogg. :wideeyed:
 
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This is a huge, big, scary, frightening, horrendous, disgusting lame joke with a huge white beard and a pencil in his hand, doing a calculation for one hundred years.

Ramdom.
 
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Has this been posted already?
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Lame right?
:oldlaugh:
 

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Q: How many people work in your company?
A: Around 10, the rest basically sit on their a$$ all day doing nothing.
 
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If I was a doc at a hospital, I had a calendar from 2030 in the wake-up room.
 
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Looks like Shia LaBeouf's first car from the original "Transformers" movie.
"Where's LeBeouf?" Ins't that Wendy's commercial? Or, is it," Ou est LeBeef?"
 
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earing fire ants.jpg
 

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What do you call it when you set out a dead fish and sit next to it with an insect net in your hand?

Fly fishing.
 
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frosty picking his nose.jpg
 

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You've heard one NP-complete joke, you've heard them all.
 
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You've heard one NP-complete joke, you've heard them all.
Unfortunately, there's no known way to tell one in less than exponential time.
 
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The birds aren't better off:
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At least they can still tweet.
 

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At least they can still tweet.
Now was it or was it not? To tweet or not to tweet, that's the dump question. I like to think it was (an allusion).
 
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hahahaha


100% real working perpetual motion machine....

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A new family moved into my neighborhood recently, along the route that I always take on my daily walk. They put up a low wooden picket fence, about 18" (45cm) high, all around their front yard. Every time I walk by, their small white dog comes out and runs along the inside of the fence, yapping furiously at me. But even though it's almost as tall as the fence, it never comes out onto the road to chase me. Could it be because... white dogs can't jump?
 
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Why did the blind man fall down the well?

Because he couldn't see that well.
 
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What animals make the best secret agents?

Spyders.
 
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What animals make the best secret agents?

Spyders.
Especially spyders with only 007 legs.
 
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Especially spyders with only 007 legs.
And if they had one more leg, they would have 010 of them.
This is pretty arcane, but some C programmers and web developers might get this...
Hint: ##010 \ne 10##
 
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