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256bits
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If you find the waterbed too hard try some water softener,
You know, there is also an old fashioned way to make people. What do you know about bees and flowers? The results usually will like you automatically.WWGD said:Q: How can I make people like me?
Clone yourself and they will be like you.
Yes, but it is not just making people, it is making people like me.fresh_42 said:You know, there is also an old fashioned way to make people. What do you know about bees and flowers? The results usually will like you automatically.
You can either make people and hope they will like you, or make people and assure they will be like you. In my experience, the former makes far more fun than the latter. On the other hand, we already have too many people on this rock who make people. Thus my ultimate suggestion is to rephrase this question:WWGD said:Yes, but it is not just making people, it is making people like me.
Everything tastes better with ketchup!fresh_42 said:How can I make me like people?
I thought the golden rule is: If in doubt add bacon! Although I prefer to add molten cheese.jbriggs444 said:Everything tastes better with ketchup!
You are quite similar to other people. You are also a human.fresh_42 said:How can I make me like people?
Man1: Exactly, this horse loves the slop. It's in his bloodlines. His father was a mudda', his mother was a mudda'.
Man2: His mudda' was a mudda'?
Man1: What did I just say?
I prefer the term dry nosed primate.mfb said:You are quite similar to other people. You are also a human.
I think.
Only just got that one...256bits said:The disgruntled buzzard, next flight, brought along only chicken.
mfb said:You are quite similar to other people. You are also a human.
I think.
A typical three Ring marriage.davenn said:A woman is accused of attacking her husband with several of his guitars
The judge asked " first offender?"
She replied, "no, first a Gibson, second a Fender"
Perhaps it's also got a minute hand that's too minute to see?Ophiolite said:I bought this inexpensive second hand watch, but it's not very effective. All it's got is a second hand.
But... the second hand is showing the minutes! The third hand is showing the seconds.Ibix said:Perhaps it's also got a minute hand that's too minute to see?
Quite possible that you can buy a dollar there if you ask nicely - for a dollar plus tax.Steelwolf said:I will admit to being disappointed with Dollar Stores too, talk about misrepresentation in advertising.
And the first hand is hours, not @Ophiolite's, which is why it doesn't work for him.mfb said:But... the second hand is showing the minutes! The third hand is showing the seconds.
The destination of vacation is an irrational decision.chasrob said:Where do mathematicians get their kicks?
On 8.12403840464.