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In summary: It's a humor that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness. It's not for everyone.Not a fan of surrealism, I take it?In summary, surrealism is an art form that relies on absurdity and unexpectedness, often producing incongruous imagery or effects. It may not be appreciated by everyone, but for those who do, it can be quite humorous.
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I think these guys have had one to many beers. :DD

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Imagine the taste when that guy puts those falsies back in his mouth! :oldruck:

I guess he's the kind of guy who likes to go,... er,... downtown.
 
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4/3 of the people cannot do basic Arithmetic or Statistics...
 
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Jeffree is now officially Jef +$9.95 for Shipping and Handling.
 
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WWGD said:
How about the other 10%?
Are normal disputed.
 
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WWGD said:
How about the other 10%?
Lies and damned lies, I believe.
 
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What did the grape do when someone stepped on it?

It let out a little wine.
 
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jtbell said:
What did the grape do when someone stepped on it?

It let out a little wine.
Why was the grape on the floor?

The Grape Escape
 
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jtbell said:
What did the grape do when someone stepped on it?

It let out a little wine.
Speaking of wine...

There's an old Australian joke...
What is an Aussie girls favourite wine ?

"When are we going home?"
 
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WWGD said:
How about the other 10%?
There are three kinds of people, those who can count and those who can't.
 
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DrClaude said:
There are three kinds of people, those who can count and those who can't.
There are 10 kinds of people, those who count in binary and those who don't.
 
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mfb said:
There are 10 kinds of people, those who count in binary and those who don't.
This was already said
DrClaude said:
There are three kinds of people, those who can count and those who can't.
 
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mfb said:
There are 10 kinds of people, those who count in binary and those who don't.
Hurkyl's response to this upthread is good. Humanino's response - next post after Hurkyl's - is priceless.
 
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My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.
 
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davenn said:
What is an Aussie girls favourite wine ?
"When are we going home?"
How does an Australian nurse know whether she had a good time last night?

[And would I receive an infraction for giving the answer here on PF?] :oldeek:
 
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strangerep said:
[And would I receive an infraction for giving the answer here on PF?] :oldeek:
probably hahaha
 
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Ibix said:
Hurkyl's response to this upthread is good. Humanino's response - next post after Hurkyl's - is priceless.

Some of the others that follow are good too. I really liked the Olaf jokes. I don't remember reading those, but 2009 was a long time ago.
 
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^^^That first pig cheated by doing it 'Wright' ^^^

Although it looks like a bottle box (although it may have been a battery instead) next to it so they may have been flying to dinner!
 
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Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?

It’s fine, he woke up.
 
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What happens when you play country music backwards?

You get your wife back, you get your dog back, you get your truck back...
 
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@Dale: What happened there?
 
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Yeah, a very smart fellow. .
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Mark Twain said:
If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way.

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Vanadium 50 said:
What happens when you play country music backwards?

You get your wife back, you get your dog back, you get your truck back...
And you hear reverse-recorded messages that Elvis is alive.
 
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Why do fairies sprinkle mist in the morning?

They're doing their dew diligence.
 
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jtbell said:
And you hear reverse-recorded messages that Elvis is alive.
Well, you know he only left the planet.
 
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