Collection of Lame Jokes

[Keith_McClary]

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"Just in time ..."
I see that sort of thing on the web often - algorithmic ad placement (for example, an article about oilwell flaring is accompanied by an ad for wellsite equipment). Do they also use that software to produce printed newspapers?

 

[fresh_42]

"Just in time ..."
I see that sort of thing on the web often - algorithmic ad placement (for example, an article about oilwell flaring is accompanied by an ad for wellsite equipment). Do they also use that software to produce printed newspapers?

I had written "Sweden" twice on PF somewhere, and next day I had an email starting with "Svenska" in the inbox. Eerie.

 

[WWGD]

"Just in time ..."
I see that sort of thing on the web often - algorithmic ad placement (for example, an article about oilwell flaring is accompanied by an ad for wellsite equipment). Do they also use that software to produce printed newspapers?

Not sure. I would have thought they would include ads for , e.g., security gadgets to go with crime news.

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[davenn]

 

[wrobel]

 

[WWGD]

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Fixed point theorem!

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[davenn]

just sayin' ...

 

[davenn]

 

[davenn]

 

[Borg]

What the heck is going on in Austrailia Dave?

 

[davenn]

What the heck is going on in Austrailia Dave?

Those 3 images are all scenes from the Mad Max series of movies with Mel Gibson

Have you never seen any of them ? You really should spend an afternoon watching at least the first 2

As the first image states, the movie was set in the year 2021 ... next year for us D

 

[Borg]

Yes, I've seen them all. Just having a bit of fun.

 

[DrClaude]

What the heck is going on in Austrailia Dave?

My brain switched to the voice of HAL 9000 as I was reading that

 

[Vanadium 50]

... next year for us

I am pretty sure it's the next year for everybody.

 

[etotheipi]

 

[etotheipi]

 

[Ibix]

Pretty sure I've told this one before on here, but apropos of the one above...

Three logicians walk into a bar. "Would you all like a drink?" asks the barman.

"I don't know," says the first logician.

"I don't know," says the second logician.

"Yes," says the third logician.

 

[BillTre]

 

[BillTre]

 

[jack action]

Waiting for the 2nd wave ...

 

[davenn]

Waiting for the 2nd wave ...

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If you are in the USA and a few other countries, you haven't finished the 1`st wave yet

 

[WWGD]

 

[WWGD]

 

[Wrichik Basu]

 

[hmmm27]

https://www.physicsforums.com/attachments/267850

 

[phinds]

?

 

[jtbell]

Why are fish so smart?

Because they live in schools.

 

[jtbell]

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They'll probably reorganize, add a psychiatrist to their staff, and reboot as "Odds and Ends."

 

[hmmm27]

?

So, apparently it's "a thing" to drop nonsense lines into some songs (that deserve them) ; in this case Ram Jam's version of Black Betty, that was a standard rock'n'roll club song for ages.

Whoa, Black Betty (panda lamps)...

<sigh> I guess you had to be then.

 

[DrClaude]

So, apparently it's "a thing" to drop nonsense lines into some songs (that deserve them) ; in this case Ram Jam's version of Black Betty, that was a standard rock'n'roll club song for ages.

Whoa, Black Betty (panda lamps)...

<sigh> I guess you had to be then.

I think the joke is based on misheard lyrics, as it is bam-ba-lam, not panda lamps

 

[davenn]