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[QUOTE="Stavros Kiri, post: 5906486, member: 593167"] Mr Smith gets his annual physical medical check-up done, when the doctor realizes that he has to give him the bad news (terminally ill!). So he invites Mr Smith in and gets right to the point. (Doc:) Mr Smith, I am sorry, you're dying. (Smith:) How long doc? (Doc:) About a month. (Smith:) Gee! Doc is there anything I or you can do to live longer? (Doc:) I'm sorry, unfortunately no, unless ... (Smith:) Unless what doc? (Doc:) Never mind, I'm sure it's not a good idea, it's nothing easy for you to do. (Smith:) But doc I will do anything to live longer! Tell me. (Doc:) Ok then, here we go ... 1.) Do you smoke Mr Smith? (Smith:) Yes doc I do. (Doc:) Ok you quit that! (Smith:) Ok doc, I will! ... 2.) (Doc:) Do you like and eat fat, sugar, salt, tasty food etc. Mr Smith? (Smith:) Yes doc of course! (Doc:) Then you quit all that! (Smith:) But doc! ... Ok I will try. 3.) (Doc:) Do you drink Mr Smth? (Smith:) Yes doc I do. (Doc:) Then you quit that too! (Smith:) Ok doc, in order to live longer ... 4.) (Doc:) Do you like women Mr Smth? (Smith:) Yes doc of course! (Doc:) You quit women too! (Smith:) But doc!? ... Ok I will. 5.) ... ... ... (Quitting everything he likes etc. ...) (Smith:) But doc, ... tell me. If I quit all that, will I live longer? (Doc:) No! [U]but it will feel longer![/U] ... [/QUOTE]
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