# Collection of Science Jokes P2

• Greg Bernhardt
Usually it's been commentated as being 'real'. Actually the joke dates back to the 30's and whether it's real or not cannot be said anymore.
Draw an elephant : programmer

C++:
elephant->Draw();

Draw an elephant : physicist

Assume the elephant is spherical

dextercioby, DennisN, BillTre and 5 others

DennisN, collinsmark, Ibix and 2 others
I made a graph of all my past relationships.

It has an ex axis and a why axis.

nuuskur, strangerep, Borg and 5 others
jack action said:
I made a graph of all my past relationships.

It has an ex axis and a why axis.
##y## is ##x##? ##b\cos\left(\frac xu\right)## or ##b\cos\left(\frac ux\right)##

Borg, jack action, gmax137 and 2 others

collinsmark, gmax137, Wrichik Basu and 3 others
It often do be like that.

Square root finally found.

dextercioby, phinds, DennisN and 1 other person
a surd?

gmax137 said:
a surd?
an absurd!

dextercioby, nuuskur and DennisN
I prefer the Kobayashi Maru solution - rescue the plates by breaking the glass above.

Bystander, jack action, BillTre and 2 others

DennisN and DrClaude

nuuskur, DrClaude, collinsmark and 3 others
It is only physics if it comes from the Physique region of France. Otherwise, it's just sparkling math.

DrClaude, strangerep, DennisN and 3 others
jack action said:
It is only physics if it comes from the Physique region of France. Otherwise, it's just sparkling math.
This message brought to you by ##\mathrm{CAM}\mathbb{Re}\mathrm{P}##, the Campaign for Real Physics.

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jack action said:
It is only physics if it comes from the Physique region of France. Otherwise, it's just sparkling math.
It's even worse in mathematics.

Everything was pure French during the seventeenth and eighteenth centuries: Cauchy, Lagrange, d'Alembert, Legendre, Lebesgue, l'Hôpital. And then came those Germans and invented set theory only to prepare for the Russian invasion of topology. Not to mention this British philosopher and this Austrian logician who tried to screw up everything.

DrClaude and BillTre

collinsmark and Borg

collinsmark, DennisN, DrClaude and 2 others

collinsmark, fresh_42, sandy stone and 1 other person

DennisN

(found on NdGT's fb page)

DennisN, jack action, BillTre and 3 others

DennisN, phinds, collinsmark and 2 others

DennisN, phinds, Tom.G and 2 others

DennisN, phinds, jack action and 2 others

Orodruin and gmax137
And, don't forget Peter Goras.

jack action
dextercioby said:
I think I burnt out a few neural circuits trying to pronounce them that way

phinds
Dear MWI fellows, take this ...

DennisN, DrClaude, BillTre and 2 others

DennisN, DrClaude and jack action

DennisN
I told a funny story at work one day that got everyone laughing, except for my German colleague. I asked him if he didn't think it was funny. "Oh yes," he said. "Later I will go down to the basement and laugh."

BillTre