Lisa!'s an eTransvestite?!?!?
:rofl: :rofl: :rofl: :rofl: The worst thing is, I could picture it, and it wasn't pretty ! He (Lisa) was wearing white undershirt which had "BIG DADDY" written on the front side.Artman said:Okay let's say for a second it's true. Can you just picture Lisa! as a three-hundred pound, burly, hairy armed, five-foot tall, truck driver, sitting at his/her desk, wearing his/her favorite pink frilly nightgown (even though it's daytime), typing the words, "Which 1 is cuter?" saying each word as it is typed in his her deep, truck-driver's voice. Then giggling as she/he adds the smiley face to the phrase.
Then she/he reaches down and adjusts his/her goodies in the too-tight lacy pink undies, grins down at the bunny slippers staring up at him/her from the floor and types "hmmm... I ask the postal worker because they knw directions better...," punching the keys with his/her thick callused fingers Lisa! then adds, "although policeman suposed to be more trusty!"
Good idea! But when I was posting this thread, I wasn't in the mood to think of poll options.Igor_S said:Lisa (or Peter, Mike, Dan, whatever... ) why didn't you make your first post as a poll ?
What makes you to think I should be female?:tongue:But, anyway, I can't believe you're a guy, not for a second.
How about me forwarding those PMs to your w? Would you still say "You'd better be a girl,..."?Danger said:You'd better be a girl, Lisa!, or those PM's are gonna seem pretty weird.
I wouldn't be able to say anything. She'd rip my tongue out and beat me to death with it.Lisa! said:How about me forwarding those PMs to your w? Would you still say "You'd better be a girl,..."?
She should cut your fingers!:tongue2:Danger said:I wouldn't be able to say anything. She'd rip my tongue out and beat me to death with it.
:rofl:Danger said:For reasons that I'm not going to get into, she likes my fingers as they are.
Come to think of it, by the same token my tongue is probably safe after all.
Then, you don't women well enough ....:tongue:Danger said:You seem to have forgotten that while you know my e-mail address, you don't know hers. :tongue:
I remember reading bunch of your posts and I think it's mostly the way you write - probably certain phrases, words you use, and your choice of smilies perhaps.... also the topics you write about all point out that you are very feminine. And since I believe there are more woman who are feminine then men, the logic dictates that it is more likely you are a woman/girl. Therefore, I assumed more probable case.Lisa! said:What makes you to think I should be female?:tongue: