Constant Function and an Exponential Function

1. Jul 13, 2004

Antimatter

Just to lighten up a little:

A Constant Function and an Exponential Function are walking through the forest. Suddenly, through the dense bushes, they see a Derivative walking around. The Constant Function hurries to hide behind a tree in anxiety.
Exponential: "What's wrong?"
Constant: "If that derivative gets hold of me, I'll disappear!"
Exponential: "Don't worry, he doesn't affect me, let me take care of him"
The Exponential comes up to the Derivative starting off:
"Hi, I'm exp(x)"
Derivative: "Nice to meet you, I'm d/dy"

:rofl:

Last edited: Jul 13, 2004
2. Jul 13, 2004

fourier jr

that's soooooo terrible.... :yuck:

3. Jul 13, 2004

xenogizmo

Dude! Seriously, that is weak! Doesnt classify as a joke as far as I'm concerned :grumpy:

4. Jul 13, 2004

Hurkyl

Staff Emeritus
It's funnier if you've heard the "normal" joke involving e^x and a derivative.

5. Jul 13, 2004

chroot

Staff Emeritus
There is one, and only one, funny math joke:

Q: How did the mathematician deal with constipation?

A: He worked it out with a pencil.

- Warren

6. Jul 13, 2004

Gokul43201

Staff Emeritus
That's half funny and half gross... so it's 72.5 !

7. Jul 14, 2004

gazzo

haha. maths 99% bad humour :P

8. Jul 14, 2004

Gza

And god forbid another engineer, physicist and mathematician joke.