Constant Function and an Exponential Function

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Just to lighten up a little:

A Constant Function and an Exponential Function are walking through the forest. Suddenly, through the dense bushes, they see a Derivative walking around. The Constant Function hurries to hide behind a tree in anxiety.
Exponential: "What's wrong?"
Constant: "If that derivative gets hold of me, I'll disappear!"
Exponential: "Don't worry, he doesn't affect me, let me take care of him"
The Exponential comes up to the Derivative starting off:
"Hi, I'm exp(x)"
Derivative: "Nice to meet you, I'm d/dy"

:rofl:
 
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that's soooooo terrible.... :yuck:
 
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Dude! Seriously, that is weak! :bugeye: Doesnt classify as a joke as far as I'm concerned :grumpy:
 
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Hurkyl
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It's funnier if you've heard the "normal" joke involving e^x and a derivative. :smile:
 
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chroot
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There is one, and only one, funny math joke:

Q: How did the mathematician deal with constipation?






A: He worked it out with a pencil.

- Warren
 
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Gokul43201
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That's half funny and half gross... so it's 72.5 !
 
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haha. maths 99% bad humour :P
 
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And god forbid another engineer, physicist and mathematician joke. :rolleyes:
 

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