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Constant Function and an Exponential Function

  1. Jul 13, 2004 #1
    Just to lighten up a little:

    A Constant Function and an Exponential Function are walking through the forest. Suddenly, through the dense bushes, they see a Derivative walking around. The Constant Function hurries to hide behind a tree in anxiety.
    Exponential: "What's wrong?"
    Constant: "If that derivative gets hold of me, I'll disappear!"
    Exponential: "Don't worry, he doesn't affect me, let me take care of him"
    The Exponential comes up to the Derivative starting off:
    "Hi, I'm exp(x)"
    Derivative: "Nice to meet you, I'm d/dy"

    :rofl:
     
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  3. Jul 13, 2004 #2
    that's soooooo terrible.... :yuck:
     
  4. Jul 13, 2004 #3
    Dude! Seriously, that is weak! :bugeye: Doesnt classify as a joke as far as I'm concerned :grumpy:
     
  5. Jul 13, 2004 #4

    Hurkyl

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    It's funnier if you've heard the "normal" joke involving e^x and a derivative. :smile:
     
  6. Jul 13, 2004 #5

    chroot

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    There is one, and only one, funny math joke:

    Q: How did the mathematician deal with constipation?






    A: He worked it out with a pencil.

    - Warren
     
  7. Jul 13, 2004 #6

    Gokul43201

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    That's half funny and half gross... so it's 72.5 !
     
  8. Jul 14, 2004 #7
    haha. maths 99% bad humour :P
     
  9. Jul 14, 2004 #8

    Gza

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    And god forbid another engineer, physicist and mathematician joke. :rolleyes:
     
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