# Cooking for white people

What in the heck is the recipe for that nasty dish?
Step 1: Eat all your vegetables.

Step 2: Eat all your Jello.

Step 3: Get Salmonella poisoning.

Step 4: Refrigerate proceeds from step 3. Serve cold. Serves 3-4 people.

Step 1: Eat all your vegetables.

Step 2: Eat all your Jello.

Step 3: Get Salmonella poisoning.

Step 4: Refrigerate proceeds from step 3. Serve cold. Serves 3-4 people.
Long time no see. Where have you been?

Long time no see. Where have you been?
I killed a man in Reno, then I took the money and ran. Way down to Mexico yeah. Way down where I can be free. Ain't no one gonna find me. Got burned by the sun, everytime I go to Mexico.

Random song quotes not withstanding, lot's of places.

I killed a man in Reno, then I took the money and ran. Way down to Mexico yeah. Way down where I can be free. Ain't no one gonna find me. Got burned by the sun, everytime I go to Mexico.

Random song quotes not withstanding, lot's of places.
Ever replace that chrysler sebring?

Ever replace that chrysler sebring?
I'm frightened that someone here remembers that car. I finally got rid of it last may, after pouring a good $3k into it over the previous year. Driving a PT cruiser now. My younger sibling has the sebring now, and he wrecked it within 4 months. I'm frightened that someone here remembers that car. I finally got rid of it last may, after pouring a good$3k into it over the previous year. Driving a PT cruiser now. My younger sibling has the sebring now, and he wrecked it within 4 months.
At least you didnt get a motorcycle and kill yourself.

Correction: At least you didn't get a motorcycle and have someone kill you with their car.

At least you didnt get a motorcycle and kill yourself.

Correction: At least you didn't get a motorcycle and have someone kill you with their car.
I wish I had. Parking in LA is a nightmare.