Okay, I wrote this song on whim. Its about Heath candy bars and sung to the tune of Smash Mouth's, "I'm a Believer" I thought joy was only found in commercials. Meant for someone else 'till I found Heath Cops were out to get me, cause I stole a Heath, Dentists and doctors haunted all my dreams... Then I took a bite, now I'm a Heath eater. And all the lard, went to my behind. Heaven above, Gave me my Heath bar you couldn't take it if you pried... I thought food was more or less a taken thing. The more I eat the more I'm fat oh yeah. What's the use of Hershy's? All you get is cane. When I wanted sweet bars I got plain... Then I took a bite, Now I'm a Heath eater. And not a trace, of doubt in my mind. Oh heaven above... gave me this Heath bar you couldn't take it if you pried. What's the use of eatin', all of that plain? When I wanted Heath bars I got pain... Then I took a bite... Now I'm a believer yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah. Disclaimer: I'm not fat.