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Crop Cylinders

  1. Aug 24, 2003 #1

    Ivan Seeking

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    Whoaaaa Maaan!!!! Please don't
    post any more freaky stuff like
    this dude!!! Man this really
    freaks me out!!!
     
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  4. Aug 24, 2003 #3

    GENIERE

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    Embedded in the core of each of these objects is a small cylinder, sharpened at one end and having at tiny hole at the other.
     
  5. Aug 25, 2003 #4

    Ivan Seeking

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    Sorry Zooby but I think this stuff has to be exposed. I should have put a disclaimer on this one I guess.
     
  6. Aug 25, 2003 #5

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    Possible artifacts of a once-proud civilisation, the makeup and construction techniques of these cylinders indicates that they possessed a knowledge of science and technological know-how that far exceeds that of modern crop-circle researchers.
     
  7. Aug 26, 2003 #6
    No-no-no-no-no, you people have this all wrong!!!!!

    I've seen these things when they turn, they develop a white coating, once they pass that larval stage, and I found out that they are actually the precursor stage of the adult which is the GIANT marshmellow, grown on the marshmellow farms!!

    (Cheese, don't you people know anything???:wink: )
     
  8. Aug 26, 2003 #7
    AHHHHHHHHH!!! Stop it! Stop it!
     
  9. Aug 26, 2003 #8
    Your the only one who can stop them, they're in YOUR post after all. [zz)]
     
  10. Aug 26, 2003 #9
    Ivan I see that you are now mentor of the Mystics forum, congradulations! But uh...shouldnt this be in your forum?
     
  11. Aug 26, 2003 #10

    Integral

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    Nicool003,
    Ivan is menrot of PSUDEO science, as amazing as it seems, these mysterious crop cylendars seem to be REAL. I personlally witnessed some very near my home. The totally amazing thing is they vanish as quickly as they appear! Who would guess!
     
  12. Aug 27, 2003 #11

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    YES! I, too, have seen these things strewn about fields near my home! They're WILD! I've actually seen 4-legged beast-like animals appearing to push them around with their noses! At least, that's what I thought at the time. Now I see that maybe they are after those sharpened metal things located within them that Geniere mentioned. What are they? What do they do with them when they find them? Should we be afraid?

    p.s.
    Integral! What's a 'menrot'?
     
  13. Aug 27, 2003 #12

    Integral

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    Looks to be some form of a twisted mentor???

    Hmm... Seems fitting :smile:
     
  14. Aug 27, 2003 #13
    Is this really necessary? We try to run a tight ship in the General Board, and your nonsense about crop cylinders is nothing but bunk!!

    We all know they have been created by the shadow government as part of a plan to rule the world!
     
  15. Aug 27, 2003 #14

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    So...we SHOULD be afraid? VERY AFRAID??
    Or will they rule the world like our hero, Bill Clinton?
     
  16. Aug 27, 2003 #15
    WOW are you people ever off!!

    Haven't you ever seen when they line them up, and it becomes a Giant marshmellow worm, that's the adult stage the ends up giving birth to the larval stages that some of you seem to think are going to "Rule the World".

    I'm telling you you have it all wrong, after the grow that white skin, and get harvested, by us, as Marshmellows, we eat them and they infest our brains, that's how they have planned to take over the world, through us!!
    (Ooops, I wasn't supposed to tell you that, if they find out my life will be in danger, Uh oh, I hear a knocking at the door, hang on, I'll go check it out.....................AAAAUGHHHHHHHHH!)....
    ......
    .....
    ..
     
  17. Aug 27, 2003 #16

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    Do silos have crop tori?
     
  18. Aug 27, 2003 #17
    Yes!, but stop shouting that! or the marshmellow worms will come to get you!! SHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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