Obviously an out and out nutter, who the heck likes Camembert cheese.
Since he showed no preference for rotgut, we can rule out Marion Barry being the robber.
Hmm, I may have to try this wine.
...In the alley behind the home, investigators found the intruder's empty crystal wine glass on the ground, unbroken.
Thank God, I hate replaceing crystal.
One must wonder what would have happened if there'd been a hot-tub on the premises... :uhh:
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