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Da Physcist Comebacks

  1. Nov 23, 2006 #1
    Tired of not being able to come up with a good comeback? Look no further than this post (once we have a good number of comebacks) . Below, please post a good scientific comeback.

    For example, I'll post mine:

    Yo mama is so dumb, she believes in the luminous aether.
     
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  3. Nov 23, 2006 #2

    selfAdjoint

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    That's luminiferous. I.e. "carrying light" (Latin fero: I carry) not "being lit up".
     
  4. Nov 23, 2006 #3
    Yo mamma so dumb, she looked into the laser beam with her remaining eye.
     
  5. Nov 23, 2006 #4
    Yo mamma so dumb, she mistook a lead radiation-shielding brick for her tinfoil hat and died.
     
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  6. Nov 23, 2006 #5
    Yo momma so dumb, she's John Marburger.
     
  7. Nov 23, 2006 #6
    Yo mamma so dense, she works at a nuclear research laboratory. As shielding.
     
  8. Nov 23, 2006 #7
    Yo mamma so dense, everywere she goes the bystanders learn about general relativity.
     
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  9. Nov 23, 2006 #8
    Yo mamma so dumb, GWB personally appointed her as director of NASA climate research.
     
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  10. Nov 23, 2006 #9
    Yo momma so dumb, she drove 130 miles to attend a protest against a nuclear plant and it's shameless polluting of the environment.
     
  11. Nov 23, 2006 #10
    Yo mamma so dumb, she thought "cosmic microwave background radiation" meant her kitchen appliance was malfunctioning.
     
  12. Nov 23, 2006 #11
    Yo momma so dumb, she works for NSA cryptography. As a random-number generator.
     
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  13. Nov 23, 2006 #12
    Yo momma so dumb, she invented a new tinfoil-hat replacement. It's actually a hair gel, not a foil. And it's made of mercury.
     
  14. Nov 23, 2006 #13
    Yo mamma so dumb, she even wears tinfoil sunglasses.
     
  15. Nov 23, 2006 #14
    Yo momma so dumb, she not only believes in hidden-variables quantum mechanics, she converses with them!
     
  16. Nov 23, 2006 #15

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    And this is why physicists get a bad rep! :surprised
     
  17. Nov 23, 2006 #16
    Yo momma so dumb, she drove her contour integral into a pole; she escaped with only minor injuries.
     
  18. Nov 23, 2006 #17
    What is? .........
     
  19. Nov 23, 2006 #18

    Gokul43201

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    Well, if she drove around the pole, she'd have to come back to pick up the residue.
     
  20. Nov 23, 2006 #19
    There would be no residue if she didn't come back...
     
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  21. Nov 23, 2006 #20
    Yo momma so fat, she rolls along the road as a perfect frictionless sphere, without slipping.
     
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