Dear Avocado, I hate you. You are a terrible fruit or vegetable or whatever the hell you are. You make perfectly good foods taste like air. Also, your children, guacamole, is another awful piece of food. I am requesting your species be eradicated from Earth at the earliest possible convenience. Nachos do not need you. I do not need you. I am officially starting the Physics Forum Avocado Eradication Group, or PFAEG. Who would like to be my second in command?